Love: Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach...

By ohmygoodness - 02/03/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2021 20:01 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML

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AliSama 17

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:00

that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

csigabajnok 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:01

So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

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DanIsTheMan 1

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:03

Shit Happens! lol

chaaoos0013 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:10

That's just shitty...

themangostar 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:16

To be honest, it's kinda rude of him. Everyone has explosive diarrhea from time to time. He shouldn't have made you feel bad about it. It's gross, but I'm sure he's had it too.

andelizastrin 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:33

I'll agree that this had to have been hella embarrassing at the time, but it happens. And if he said it in a lighthearted, teasing way, then I don't think it's a big deal. My boyfriend does the same to me sometimes (though I can't say that I've had explosive diarrhea around him ever). Laugh it off and let it go, he could have told you get out afterwards....

LO_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:37

dude.. thats mean..

MelancholyArtist 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:20

for some reason or another, it reminds me of "i see dead people...."

jacklol 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:46

LIE girls dont poop

Gio_fml 6

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:53

ROTMFFLMMFAO...MF (rolling on the motherf**king floor laughing my motherf**king ass off...motherf**ker)

56092 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 4:55

aw, that is embarrasing, but everyone should get used to it if they plan to get married. I mean, it happens to everyone once in a while, so there shouldn't be anything to be embarrased about =D