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I'd like to know why #1 got so many less likes than #2 when they basically posted the same thing
'today, i found three strands of curly black pubic hair in my toothbrush before i brushed. i think they're my son's. FML'
After coming across that word, "fuckstick," I read it aloud several times. It has a nice ring to it.
Don't forget "douchenozzle"!
Anyone else wonder what he uses the floss for ?
It's best not to ask...
Wtf why would you even need to comb your pubes? Might want to tell your mum...
I comb my beard when it's long but, I don't think I have ever had puns long enough to brush, or a desire to brush them.
A beard and pubes are two different things
Actually, beards are pubic hair. Just on the face instead. But they are still pubic hair.
how is a beard pubic hair when it's not even in the pubic region?
That is vile and disgusting.
Well you can't expect him to use his own toothbrush can you? It's just common sense.
Wow thats nasty, tell your mom ASAP!
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"Fuckstick" is the only way to describe someone like that. Yuck.
I foresee a FML from your mother in the future....