Weird, Roommate, Cold weather and Housework: Fuzzy logic - FML

Fuzzy logic

By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 14:00

Today, I arrived home and it was freezing. I asked why the windows and doors on the terrace were open and my roommate told me it was because she'd mopped the floor… on the terrace. The terrace that's outdoors. She thinks that this way the floor would dry faster. FML

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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

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Monday 21 February 2022 18:18

This is the kind of conversation that leads me to believe in spontaneous human combustion.

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Tuesday 22 February 2022 12:42

I'd really hate to see her iq. just remember, 'common sense is a flower that does not grow in every garden'. sucks for you that you can't fix stupid.

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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23

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Monday 21 February 2022 18:18

This is the kind of conversation that leads me to believe in spontaneous human combustion.

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Tuesday 22 February 2022 9:08

And you can also be guided by the principle that when it's hot outside, it's warm at home too. So let's massively put heaters on the street!

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Tuesday 22 February 2022 12:42

I'd really hate to see her iq. just remember, 'common sense is a flower that does not grow in every garden'. sucks for you that you can't fix stupid.

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