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By  mkid232  |  15

Wow, you sound like a bundle of fun, OP...

By  zed34  |  18

Men will be boys!

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By  zed34  |  18

Men will be boys!

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  FrostHeart  |  36

Boys: are 21, look 14, act like 11 Girls: are 11, look 14, act 21

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  zed34  |  18

Which is why we have to be careful nowdays. Where was these chicks at when I was in school!!

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  Cazz91  |  21

Just talk to him about it so he might not do that to you again. I say that because he may just do it again despite what you tell him or it's possible your bf was just horsing around with you and thought you would have laughed at his immaturity with him.

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  life_sucks225  |  13

#28... I'm 16, look 21 and act 25. Not all men are the same.

By  mkid232  |  15

Wow, you sound like a bundle of fun, OP...

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  FYsocks  |  11

She sounds stuck up as hell. God forbid someone open up and be silly around another person. Must be a sign of a horrible person to have a sense of humor. Damn.

By  jimboner69  |  6

Now before we jump to any conclusions it is very possible that op did in fact deserve this...

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  Laurenluvz  |  11

Not everyone can read sarcasm over the Internet. OP's "significant other" sounds like a hobknocker to me.

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  TheAuditor  |  4

Uuuuuhhhh... hobknocker? Is that a UK term, or a homo-hate term, or what? I'm not really sure what to think of that. Either way, the dude sounds like a pretty free spirit to me. If OP's anus is too tight, try some lube, in conjunction with the penis mans powers... Should loosen things up a bit.

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  tacojauns  |  44

ya you don't want him to become soft

By  perdix  |  29

I guess since you are dating man-child, you survived the beating and could write the FML. If he were a man, he'd have knocked you out (and them maybe up).

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  Welshite  |  39

That was pretty brutal, perdix, and an absolutely horrible thing to say. Maybe I'm reading it incorrectly, but abuse isn't funny at the best of times.

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  perdix  |  29

I think you are misreading. I'm talking about whacking her with his dick. It would be hyperbole to think someone with even a large package developing enough torque to knock someone out.

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  Welshite  |  39

In that case, I apologize. I suppose that would explain the trail of unconscious women you leave behind. I always thought they swooned at the sight of you, but apparently I've been mistaken all along.

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  perdix  |  29

Blame the Zumba! All that hip thrusting in class has helped me develop concussive junk torque. I wonder how the ladies in my class are savaging their husbands/boyfriend with their newfound pelvic power.

By  darwinism  |  28

Put a towel around your head and walk around naked saying you are the "Ocean Clam" then sit on his face and see if he can find your pearl. Wait. Maybe that will just encourage him more. FYL indeed

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