FML : Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love...

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Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jimbop - / Saturday 23 May 2009 17:48 / Canada

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By bonafidehustler | 0

#223900 - Saturday 23 May 2009 23:10

Yeah, this would definitely be way funnier from her perspective.

By redbluegreen | 40

#224012 - Saturday 23 May 2009 23:30

Eh, I wanted to throw up before from smelling someone's bad breath.
But also, if you were both drinking the night before, throwing up in the morning isn't that difficult to do. Anything could've pushed you over, whether it'd be breakfast, noise, or your girlfriend's breath. Now, if you hadn't been drinking, then... FYL.
There's a difference.

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By tendollabill | 0

#223864 - Saturday 23 May 2009 23:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

thatssomia | 12

#5877614 - Thursday 6 March 2014 18:06

go, learn something sensible O.o

rossea | 21

#6128029 - Wednesday 26 November 2014 10:37

HAHAHAHAHA

By ohhhhshizzz | 0

#223884 - Saturday 23 May 2009 23:08

Nahhh, f HER life, dude. She should have one, surpised she doesn't. Saying how you got sick by the thought of her loving you or something. Just explain or whatever. BUT I think it is a YDI.