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Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

By jimbop - / Saturday 23 May 2009 17:48 / Canada
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By  redbluegreen  |  40

Eh, I've wanted to thrown up before from smelling someone's bad breath. But also, if you were both drinking the night before, throwing up in the morning isn't that difficult to do. Anything could've pushed you over, whether it'd be breakfast, noise, or your girlfriend's breath. Now, if you hadn't been drinking, then... FYL. There's a difference.

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By  tendollabill  |  0

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  ohhhhshizzz  |  0

Nahhh, f HER life, dude. She should have one, surpised she doesn't. Saying how you got sick by the thought of her loving you or something. Just explain or whatever. BUT I think it is a YDI.

By  xO_starstruck_xO  |  0

YDI for dating a girl w/bad breath! & FYL for vomitting over it & she's your gf!

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