FML : Today, I learned that Nyquil has such an amazing effect on me, that it won't even allow me to wake up to go to the bathroom. FML

By Nyquilwtf / Sunday 23 September 2012 05:03 / United States

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By DocBastard | 38

#4963122 - Sunday 23 September 2012 01:35

That wasn't NyQuil, that was tequila. You aren't the first victim, and you won't be the last.

By FMLshark | 12

#4963305 - Sunday 23 September 2012 03:05

No, 5. He woke up with the realization that NyQuil didn't allow him to wake up for his nightly pissing appointment, and was so irritated by this, he made an FML expressing his anger that his bathroom habits will never be the same again. ... Yeah, he wet the bed.

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By goldfishgod | 20

#4963007 - Sunday 23 September 2012 12:46

That's why I love it.

queen_awks | 16

#4963017 - Sunday 23 September 2012 12:49

You enjoy peeing yourself whilst you sleep?

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#4963118 - Sunday 23 September 2012 01:34

11- I don't particularly enjoy peeing at all, really. But, I do have a preference to where and when I'm going to pee, should the often need arise. In my pants not being option number 1....or even 36...;P

FMLshark | 12

#4963277 - Sunday 23 September 2012 02:49

Just stop, 17.

MarilynI | 9

#4963311 - Sunday 23 September 2012 03:08

You guys...I think she was joking.

DrDilllonReese | 12

#4963394 - Sunday 23 September 2012 03:35

And I think I forgot to laugh.

LillyMosca | 0

#4963409 - Sunday 23 September 2012 03:43

Lighten up its just a joke...

McAninch35 | 9

#4963899 - Sunday 23 September 2012 06:26

You don't enjoy peeing, 17? It doesn't get much better than a post rolling out of bed piss in the morning

PinkieKeen | 20

#4965002 - Monday 24 September 2012 01:04

I just sleepwalk to the toilet. Sometimes I piss in the corners of my room though.

Inediblepeaches | 15

#4965904 - Monday 24 September 2012 05:49

81- That's nasty, but I feel like your username is a pony reference, so I'm not going to bash you on it :3

PinkieKeen | 20

#5458440 - Sunday 21 April 2013 03:55

88- I knew that this username was going to help me in the future 8D

By DerrickJames | 33

#4963032 - Sunday 23 September 2012 12:57

Don't drink any liquids prior to sleeping. The EFFECT it may have on you should help.

emilyjgraham | 34

#4963049 - Sunday 23 September 2012 01:02

I'm surprised the fml guys didn't catch that mistake!

supportcommand | 17

#4963115 - Sunday 23 September 2012 01:31

If they fixed everything then the nazis would have no one to pick apart.

nelds | 12

#4963541 - Sunday 23 September 2012 04:28

16, then they go for the commenters

IAmJad | 18

#4963724 - Sunday 23 September 2012 05:28

4, your kidneys will continue to produce urine, regardless of wether you drink or not before you go to sleep.

By Sinandraide | 4

#4963038 - Sunday 23 September 2012 12:59

you wet your bed?

FMLshark | 12

#4963305 - Sunday 23 September 2012 03:05

patrickalamo | 47

#4963445 - Sunday 23 September 2012 03:53

I has thinking he shit his bed.

onlychildFTW | 33

#4964398 - Sunday 23 September 2012 08:31

He probably wet his bed. If he wants to use NyQuil he should invest in diapers or a plastic sheet.

By person961 | 9

#4963045 - Sunday 23 September 2012 01:01

You aren't the only one buddy, it sucks.

GypsyRover | 0

#4965791 - Monday 24 September 2012 05:15

The nighttime sniffing,sneezing,coughing,aching,stuffy head,fever,so you can piss your pants when you rest medicine.

By thiscrazything | 0

#4963054 - Sunday 23 September 2012 01:05

Well, at least you got a good nights sleep. By the time you get done washing your sheets and scrubbing your mattress, you will be tired enough to sleep without Niquil.