By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML
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KhaleesiDannie 26
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It's just your mating call

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Kinglue 17
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Hey it's ok... At least you didn't shit yourself...

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ccameron12 21
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Maybe he thought it was funny?

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Bloodmorphed 7
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not sure why this was down voted. i would laugh if this happened.

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KhaleesiDannie 26
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It's just your mating call

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derangedplanet 23
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I now want to see teens start this up. all just burping in each other's faces... God it would be so beautiful. just ambling around burping....*sigh* dreams

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Kinglue 17
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That also include whale calls coming from their stomach

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ComoEsJuan 24
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That's extremely impressive.

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tantanpanda 26
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Tbh, most guys don't care if others burp in public and we don't demand an "excuse me" for it either.

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KendraLaine 18
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Maybe he's a strong believer of the saying "better out than in"?

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jake131000 21
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l4urenz 23
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darksoul43 11
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Perhaps he found it cute. Not many girls want to look kind of clumsy. I'll just hope he's one of those guys.

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bandaidstations 28
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I find that many girls think that acting klutzy and ditsy will make guys think they're cute. It's disgusting. Burping isn't really a clumsy thing though...

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ww431 15
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Hopefully you played it cool and laughed it off! Not a laugh/burp though!

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corky1992 33
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Since she's posting about it on here I highly doubt she played it cool lol.

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nonsensical 26

I feel like that's something anyone would laugh at hahaha, you can both laugh until you get tears in your eyes at the super random incident--and now you'll always have that memory you shared together! It was an icebreaker!

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PotatosRGud 13
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Maybe he'll be impressed...?

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