Love: Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front...

By killmenow - 03/12/2015 05:33 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2020 20:00

Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and instead of talking to him I burped, and he just walked away. FML

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By beriles - 15/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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By anonymous - 15/01/2012 05:58 - United States

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

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By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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Nervous gas

By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 03:00

Today, I was out to dinner with my boyfriend and his parents. It was my first time meeting them, so I was a bit nervous. As we were talking, I accidentally let out a loud burp. His parents looked at me in shock, and my boyfriend just laughed and said, "Well, she's certainly comfortable around you two." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2012 00:58 - United States

Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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Belch monster

By gross - 23/05/2021 02:00

Today, while on a date with an amazing guy, I burped. He called me a disgusting pig and immediately left. I have burped a total of three times in my life and have therefore never learned how to control it. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:45

It's just your mating call

Kinglue 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:01

Hey it's ok... At least you didn't shit yourself...

Comments

ccameron12 21

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:45

Maybe he thought it was funny?

Bloodmorphed 7

Thursday 3 December 2015 21:53

not sure why this was down voted. i would laugh if this happened.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:45

It's just your mating call

derangedplanet 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:10

I now want to see teens start this up. all just burping in each other's faces... God it would be so beautiful. just ambling around burping....*sigh* dreams

Kinglue 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:14

That also include whale calls coming from their stomach

ComoEsJuan 24

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:47

That's extremely impressive.

tantanpanda 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 20:08

Tbh, most guys don't care if others burp in public and we don't demand an "excuse me" for it either.

KendraLaine 18

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:48

Maybe he's a strong believer of the saying "better out than in"?

jake131000 21

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:49

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l4urenz 23

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:51

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darksoul43 11

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:53

Perhaps he found it cute. Not many girls want to look kind of clumsy. I'll just hope he's one of those guys.

bandaidstations 28

Thursday 3 December 2015 20:58

I find that many girls think that acting klutzy and ditsy will make guys think they're cute. It's disgusting. Burping isn't really a clumsy thing though...

ww431 15

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:53

Hopefully you played it cool and laughed it off! Not a laugh/burp though!

corky1992 33

Thursday 3 December 2015 18:29

Since she's posting about it on here I highly doubt she played it cool lol.

nonsensical 26

Thursday 3 December 2015 17:55

I feel like that's something anyone would laugh at hahaha, you can both laugh until you get tears in your eyes at the super random incident--and now you'll always have that memory you shared together! It was an icebreaker!