By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
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  MrSassypants  |  32

no I didn't mean to say anything bad about any homosexuals I just read the fml wrong and I put that it seems like every gay guy that writes an FML says they are gay which doesn't make the FML worse like

Im homeless, jobless, and my friend let me into his home but said I smell so I bad I have to keep a distance. Oh yeah I'm also gay. FML

  staciieee_x3  |  0

lol no. I mean ones like "I saw a hot guy/chick whilst I was playing sport/driving/whatever, so trying to impress him/her, I did (something "cool" related to whatever activity) & failed because something something. They laughed as I cried (Totally made that bit up but you know what I mean lol =p) FML"

  DocBastard  |  38

This type is still better than the "Today, something mildly bad and unamusing happened in my life and, while my life isn't completely fucked, it's going to sting for the next 4 minutes" type.

Is unamusing a word?

  RedPillSucks  |  31

staciieee_x3, you can't say that you didn't get a thrill out of clicking YDI 50 times while giggling to yourself.
What? was it just me?

This is better than the FMLs like "I just watched both my parents get killed by robbers...".
True FMLs are too depressing to read, but stuff like this one can brighten your morning.
Otherwise, one might go to mylifeisg

By  Jimboom  |  11

Today while trying to impress some girls I tried to do a backwards rimjob. It didn't go so well and I ended up hurting my head. My mom then came and kissed it better. :-P