OP - Um, i don't have a crush on you. I'm just drooling because i just came from the dentist. Ya, thats it.

Or you can totally milk it and wink at him during class time. Or make kissy faces.

yeah she should tell him her mom's the one that has a crush on him

Lol I like 34's idea... I think it's the one the teacher is most likely to believe.

P.S. OP your mom SUCKS for doing that. Does she not remember what it's like to be a teenager????

Idk, I feel like telling your teacher you don't have a crush on them just makes it more awkward lol Just play it off like you don't know she ever said anything to him.

#1, the lady doth protest too much, methinks. You do know saying you don't have a crush on your teacher only proves it's even more intense than he imagined?

I have a crush on you, #1.

She's not right for you spaceman, she smokes weed.

Definitely, you could tell from her reaction.

It's a good thing that there's 7 months left to form a stronger bond as well

ba-da-bump

Hopefully OP, you'll be smarter than that. If the coppers CU dating, there will be some serious reactions occurring.

Noooo! You got the mixture all wrong! *explodes*

Just tell him to forget it ever happened and buy him some CaNDy

Hopefully your teacher will be noble and valent and not embarrass you.

Their bond must be unstable! Maybe he'll share his electrons to become more stable!

I don't know about any chemistry between them but there were definintly sparks flying when she was with her electronics teacher.

You must be a mixture of Copper and Tellelium because you are a CU TE

This whole chain is glorious....

Hey, want to hear a sodium joke? Na.

These jokes are boron.

I wanted to post a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

what did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe

want to hear a joke about potassium? k

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I think she's only interested in his epididymis.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage. He smiles and replies "No thanks, I'm travelling light!"

You must be made of Copper and Tellurium, because you're CuTe..

I sucked at Science the farthest I got was Biology . you guys are all geniuses !

Downvote all you like but every single element joke here was on reddit and 9gag over 24 hrs ago, well done for reading things though ,)

Gold is lonely? Au, I'll be your friend.

You know chemists like to do it periodically on the table.

@88 these jokes were only on those sites because they have been around for years.

Do you have 67 protons? Cause you're a Ho.

That probably the best idea ever! Because that's totally not illegal or anything -.-

If OP was found out, the stigma on her would be horrific...

And here we witness stupidity at its finest.

Actually, professor-student relationships are extremely common. I'm not condoning it, but they aren't rare.

Common, sure. Smart? No.

It may be illegal but he might be the oxygen to her potassium, then everything would be OK!

Pretty sure that would count as a form on prostitution.

Are you sure it is against the rules to date a student or is it just-- "frown upon"? What about having a hot plate in his office? :P

If she's having parent-teacher conferences, she's almost certainly no older than high school age and neither she nor the teacher should be thinking about any kind of relationship. That could land the teacher in jail and lose him his job.

Try that and watch him say "Don't stand so close to me."

#49 it makes me sad your reference went unnoticed.