Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was showing my new boyfriend around my apartment. Everything was going great until my cat decided to make his grand entrance by vomiting directly on the rug in front of him. My boyfriend paused, then said, “Well, at least he’s honest about his feelings.” FML
Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML
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mackdeezy 22
Well, for the cat, it feels normal. For humans....
DocBastard 38
Not every cat-related story requires this pun, I assure you.
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Comments (145)
Ki11erC 18
And I thought Canada was the polite section of that land mass that you are unfortunately attached to lol
Octotroph 4
Well at least your boyfriend is brave enough to do something like that where other people in the household can see
Ray_of_midnight 22
Hope you're OK with dating a cat furry. (When the furries I know say "I have to use the litter box, be right back," at least they don't mean it literally. =^.^= )
jonahwalzer 12
This is the funniest thing i have heard all year i think!
cd8919 12
I really hope this gets illustrated
XxQuartersxX 14
LOL.
CrazyOvrMustangs 10
At least he's not pissing into a sink full of dishes.
CrazyOvrMustangs 10
At least he's not pissing into a sink full of dishes.
dawood_k 27
Does he lick...I mean blow himself too?
Callilah 13
Did he find out?