Well it wasn’t a bathtub either.

Please tell me you weren’t doing the sexy bathing together thing when this happened! At least he has a data point for science! Turds don’t echo in the bathtub, but they do resonate on FML. Surely, someone will soon comment that the situation is of a very specific kind.

What was it, a baby?

what a shitty conclusion.

C'mon tell us !! The suspense is killing us!

All I can say is OMG! I assume he had to clean it up and disinfect the tub himself. At some point in your life you learn not to have too much confidence in a fart and be more careful.

Were you in the tub with him at the time?

Y’all should have lit it on fire. You know, just to experiment and see what would happen....

So what was this shit you speak of?

sounds like you had a... shit-uation.