Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I was showing my new boyfriend around my apartment. Everything was going great until my cat decided to make his grand entrance by vomiting directly on the rug in front of him. My boyfriend paused, then said, “Well, at least he’s honest about his feelings.” FML
Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to fart in our bathtub to see if it would echo. It wasn’t a fart. FML
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mackdeezy 22
Well, for the cat, it feels normal. For humans....
DocBastard 40
Not every cat-related story requires this pun, I assure you.
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Comments (145)
Poupoule_fml 14
Was he also wondering what it felt like to lick himself clean or to eat some cat food? Next thing you know he will try to cough up a hairball.
awilliams44 9
You think he's done it before.?
TedNg 8
Why he wanted to be a little pussy? Haha!
LowExpectations 30
#11, Oh god... I can taste it... WHY!? Damn you and my mind's eye!
emblondie 7
Why are there so many FML's about pooping in litter boxes...?
Ziggy122 15
I haven't seen very many about pooping in litter boxes, but I have seen a lot about pooping in unconventional places...
awkwardturtl3 3
he couldn't at least try it when you're not around?
Kateyez_26 13
So he wanted to feel like a pussy for a day? O.0
Ziggy122 15
It feels like... taking a shit on the ground. I doubt it's that special.
831curmudgeon 7
Shouldn't your post read "my ex-boyfriend"? There is no doubt he is an idiot, but if you haven't kicked him to the curb, we really have to question your intelligence as well!
QueenOrangeSoda 21
Gee, that isn't nice. Some people just aren't as smart. It's no big deal; we all have certain areas in which we excel and fail. That doesn't mean they can't have a meaningful relationship. Even so, how does this FML imply OP's boyfriend is dumb? Curiosity is often the sign of a brilliant mind, even if this was a rather silly thing to test.
Kateyez_26 13
Yes bcuz ******** in a litter box is a brilliant thing to do. What did he honestly get out of that?
QueenOrangeSoda 21
A new perspective, perhaps?
Kateyez_26 13
Really hope you're joking lol....
ulissey_fml 22
He seems to have a sound curiosity. It should interest him to learn that your cat is neutered.