By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 04:22
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Those are the panic scratch marks of the adolescent raccoon- scrubs
Judging by OP's reaction I presume he doesn't own any pets. If he had a cat then he might have an excuse, a dog could mean something kinky >_> In any case, pull him aside and confront him. Since he seems to like it rough maybe you could indulge him, eh? >:}
This FML is phrased so oddly. Sounds like it's trying too hard to be an FML.
Stop jumping to conclusions, there could easily be an innocent explanation for this