Kids, Family and Relatable: Teenagers…

Teenagers…

By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Are you ready to ruuuuuumbbbbbble?

By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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Bratz

By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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Projectile

By Mr.Incognito-san - 03/04/2021 17:00

Today, my sisters were fighting, again. Unfortunately, one of them has the tendency to pick up the closest object and throw it at the other one. Unfortunately, I was the closest object, again. FML

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By J - 11/02/2016 15:44 - Malta - Piet?

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Vesi 29

Saturday 1 May 2021 0:46

OK for you commenters who obviously don't get it.. OPs sister *physically assaulted* OP over a tossed empty tissue box that OPs uncle started. What is *wrong* with you people?? It is not and never will be ok to physically assault *anyone*, regardless of their gender.

Marcella1016 31

Friday 30 April 2021 18:33

**** I’m old. I don’t fully understand the context of the word “yeet.”

Comments

Marcella1016 31

Friday 30 April 2021 18:33

**** I’m old. I don’t fully understand the context of the word “yeet.”

bleachedraven 14

Friday 30 April 2021 20:29

I don't either 🤣

Lydmyers 9

Sunday 2 May 2021 4:27

To 'yeet' something, is to throw and object with an unmeasured amount of force/distance. :)

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 2 May 2021 5:19

Lol thanks :) Your definition in this context makes sense. I feel like I’ve heard the word used in other ways, though. Like “Man I yeeted the **** out of there.” So I feel like its definition changes a lot. Unless I’m misremembering other uses of the word (which is entirely possible lol)

Brightside86 30

Friday 30 April 2021 18:50

People will hold you to higher standard your whole life. Expect that you will need to be the one to set the example.

bleachedraven 14

Friday 30 April 2021 20:38

that's kind of sweet

Chazzster 28

Friday 30 April 2021 19:18

Nobody likes a tattletale. I think that might be the real reason your parents treated you differently. Obviously if it’s a serious issue where someone has done something dangerous or that could be dangerous, then parents want to know what happened. But don’t expect them to react as if they are glad to hear the report on a brother or sister.