Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
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Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, I was going shopping with a friend. I got up to get off the train and landed on my ass. Not only had I walked into the metal bar, I'd broken my $800 glasses, and the train doors had closed, with my friend on the other side of the doors. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
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tkdgold03 5
it must not have been heads up...
scenechic 5
Happy Friday Thee 13th.
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Comments (127)
hateevryone 15
All for a penny
The_Creeper_fml 8
Even if I had stayed on bed today, nothing would have stopped my mountain of an essay for my English Language class being due today. Arguably worse than a plane crashing in my room.
katcot99 11
Must have been face down.
bellygirl2000 0
U should have grabbed ur penny fast
TheFirstSamurai 18
In for a penny. In for a pound. Or in for a kick, straight to the ground.
gelfx 1
not so lucky now, was it?
xlLuCkYChArMIx 0
YDI. Who picks a penny up on Friday the 13th and expects it to go well?
KiddNYC1O 22
It's not like op picked up a black cat!
itssjulia 13
ITS FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!!!
davek 36
Friday 13th lolz.
phatdaddy62 23
What what in the butt?