By IHateMyJob - 14/09/2010 02:00 - United States

Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
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FMLephant 2

Were you washing the mystery machine Velma?

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starile 19

How did it just come whipping around on its own, if it wasn't you twirling it about?

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BoyFromTheFuture 0

dude it's probably at one of those self washes where the hoses are fed from a rotating pipe spinning parallel to the ceiling. whenever I use those I end up getting hit at least once when the hose releases after getting stuck on the corner of the car.

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stephanie0613 0

haha wow this fml made me laughh ! fyl :)

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phired7 0

this is the only fml to ever make me burst out laughing.

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thisisLAUREN 0

that wouldve been hilarious for a 3rd party viewer. (:

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manforgot 1

That sucks. D: I'm practically blind without my glasses so I definitely would have stepped on them too. Glad it wasn't me! :D

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belkinbra 12

My glasses! My glasses! I can't see without my glasses.

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ZleveL 0

the hose came and whipped you one the side of the head! sounds like what I did to yo momma last night!! :( I'm not funny

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ZleveL 0

your words hurt me :( I'm gonna cry in the corner now, I hope you feel good, jerk!!! >:"(

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ZleveL 0

aaaawwwwww :3 thanks 10!! hey I like xbox too! just not mw2, too many mlc's, m203's , OMA's, etc.

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Shookitup 0

Oh, I can't wait for Black Ops to come out :)

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ZleveL 0

oh me too! and reach, brotherhood, Gears 3. I'm moving to a school though and I can't take my xbox so I won't be able to play for 2 years D":

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Shookitup 0

Yikes! O: I'm sorry, but that's okay because Xbox is pricing the Live accounts for a year higher by the end of November

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ZleveL 0

my uncle works on the xbox team at Microsoft in Seattle ;) I got forza 3 new for 14 bucks :D

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anorexicbarbie 8

COD sucks. I just got back from the midnight release of Halo Reach. :)

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ZleveL 0

18 AAAAAHHHHH I'm gonna steal it from you ;) have you played it yet?

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FrecklesXO 8

My husband won't let me buy Halo Reach just yet. Shouldn't it be the other way around?! Haha

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Senseless_487 29

I'm picking up Halo Reach as soon as I get off work! :D

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ZleveL 0

24 yeah it should! :p slap him around a little, he'll let you :) and if all else fails, it's BJ time. :o 25 lucky!

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Senseless_487 29

Yeah, can't wait, but since I work graveyard, I'm gonna make myself get some sleep before I play :(

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thisisLAUREN 0

halo reach is dumb the only good halo game was the first one. cod is better.

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lickmyjock 0

40 speaks the god damn truth like a winner.

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anorexicbarbie 8

40 is just plain dumb, Halo Reach is a damn good you, stop being butthurt because the story is too complicated for you. COD really has no story, you just fight. In conclusion, Mass Effect Series > Halo Series > Frogger > CoD series

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anorexicbarbie 8

have no idea where that extra you came from Anyways, cod can be fun but the multiplayer is always the same.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Sounds like an amazing fight scene the way you put it. That hose made you it's bitch.

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chuy92 0

sucks more that you got whacked on the head

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FYLDeep 25

Good thing your glasses came off. Otherwise you would have to watch yourself get hosed.

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FMLephant 2

Were you washing the mystery machine Velma?

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xxniteskie 1

My thoughts exactly. Well done.

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Jimboom 11

You just got pimpslapped by a hosepipe. You are now the hoses's bitch. Enjoy!

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