Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was in a car with my housemate and friends after a long day of studying, when we pulled up at our place. Thinking that we were all going to hang there, I waited for everyone to start getting out. No one did. Turns out they were just waiting for me to get out so they could then leave and go out together. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
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Mynamewontfi 40
Great friends you have there..
kingdomgirl94 29
Next time 'forget' to invite them to any party or gathering you have. Top notch friendship there.
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Mynamewontfi 40
Great friends you have there..
Jarl_the_Elite 27
What friends?
SmokinGuns 13
Right over your head Jarl...
FucYoCouch 13
Oh the Irony..
JD1147 27
yes, the irony.. you can iron it... like with an iron or something...
blvcklvnd69 14
Well in time we all know who our friends are I suppose.
extrasnipes 22
so for op no one?
kingdomgirl94 29
Next time 'forget' to invite them to any party or gathering you have. Top notch friendship there.
Tthug 34
That night work if he had other friends. But then it'd just be him by himself. Do it like Superbad. Say you're too busy getting shitfaced and going to strip clubs to hang out with those bitches anymore.
J3R3MYY 14
If OP did that he'd have another night to himself..
mathen 9
I get your point but I'm afraid that they wouldn't mind too much if they can 'forget' about OP this easily.
kingdomgirl94 29
Partying solo sounds sad, but has lots of benefits! You can drunkenly dance on whatever table you want and there will be no one to post pictures on Facebook.
LissaMccracken 23
I've had something like that happen to me before... :'( People suck sometimes
DonkeyTeeth2013 22
You mean "no-longer-friends" right?
mattjamt 16
That's nearly as bad as the "You mean ex, right?" comments.
jgmarines 4
No I don't think it is
himwhomlaughs 14
might be time to reconsider your choice of friends
underthesea12 24
Are you sure they "forgot" you?
Shmizlish 9
I think they may have "forgot" about you on purpose. Either way, they're terrible friends.
kristabelli 19
I think they could genuinely have forgotten. "Hey, did you guys eat? Let's go grab some dinner." "That's a great idea, I'm starving!" --It happens. I feel badly for OP though, it sucks to feel left out. :( I hope his friends felt bad, at least.
thatnucca 36
That's a tad insensitive of them...
shredder8838 10
Hey, at least you have more snacks for yourself left from that social gathering..