FML : Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the...

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Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By crazygirl / Wednesday 15 December 2010 02:18 / Canada

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By Dynoblaze | 1

#1846663 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:02

YDI for being greedy and a size queen. Bigger isn't always better. ;)

By schwancy | 2

#1846675 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:03

Get a dog and a boyfriend.

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By Dynoblaze | 1

#1846663 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:02

YDI for being greedy and a size queen. Bigger isn't always better. ;)

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1847262 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:57

you women are really making it to easy. next thing you know there will be another FML about a women and cooking.

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1847278 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:59

NOOO pasted wrong comment. why does the comment I not want to go through go through urghh
*1# you must have a small penis*

4bidden | 0

#1847326 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:11

haha damn thats funny shit bro.

mamamiaaa_fml | 12

#1847371 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:35

why would they put that stuff as a gift when obviously there were chances a female might pick it. I say try to trade with one of your ci-workers.

iSitt | 0

#1849071 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 21:05

Even Indiana Jones knew not to choose the fanciest grail.

hannah1203 | 2

#1849942 - Thursday 16 December 2010 1:04

This is why you pick the smallest box, because it couldn't been an engagement ring! Doofus.

elliewantscake | 8

#3040919 - Friday 5 August 2011 1:52

Agreed. Think about an iPhones and large pack of soap.

carbonbasedcynic | 17

#5942095 - Monday 12 May 2014 4:44

just because of your avatar I'm downvoting all of your comments

By robinsn | 0

#1846665 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:02

FYL

btnhdude | 0

#1847296 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:04

Santa doesn't like milk either,
he likes reindeer blood.
ironic huh?

amisenho | 11

#5702711 - Friday 4 October 2013 18:58

Santa's Swedish? I could have sworn he was Dutch.

By schwancy | 2

#1846675 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:03

Get a dog and a boyfriend.

My_Deathbed | 0

#1846738 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:10

sure just let her go to 7-11 to get a bf...

VinegarStrokes | 0

#1846914 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:34

Lol #3 your comment was hilarious!

4bidden | 0

#1847095 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:10

some people arent as beautiful as the rest of us and cant get gfs/bfs

BoredomKillsinc | 0

#1847306 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:07

or a dog and call it your bf, or ecen get a bf and call him your dog o.O heh

frozzenhart | 0

#1848129 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:31

28 for those that can't get a gf/bf and a dog , they can use the wrong gender body spray on themselves and eat the dog food .

Hutchie931 | 15

#6669549 - Thursday 11 August 2016 17:43

Or just buy a dog and make him smell fabulous

By turturkeykey | 0

#1846694 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:06

Just become Jewish, then you won't have to deal with it.

By siege10 | 0

#1846703 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:07

stop bitching at least you received something.

4bidden | 0

#1847332 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:13

damn dude when i first seen your picture i thought you were inflating your girl friend lmfao:D

my_user_name | 7

#1848064 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 15:00

#5 said it best. How is your life fucked because you got something for FREE? Just throw it away or give it to somebody else, and you're no worse off than you were the day before.

gogokira | 5

#1848805 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 20:00

Technically, it's not for free because they had to give a gift as well.

By unidentified_sta | 5

#1846733 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:10

You picked and chose wrong.
Wow...

xXBlackAceXx | 0

#2191975 - Thursday 17 March 2011 3:57

haha he speaks the truth

omgcookeys | 15

#2874290 - Tuesday 12 July 2011 12:13

she should have gotten the smallest. those are usually the best.

EvilLittleGirl | 24

#6646904 - Sunday 10 July 2016 12:38

Yea it's usually jewellery or something really cute and tiny and awww I love small stuff idk

By FYLDeep | 25

#1846775 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:16

Haha you got the old maid. Better luck next Christmas.

By Mirorbo | 26

#1846787 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:17

I've never enjoyed gift exchanges myself... Einey gave me a bunch of books with very tiny print about science stuff.

I hope he enjoyed the CD I got for him though. That man needs some music in his life.

By FFML_314 | 11

#1846793 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:18

Do you need both? Men are dogs.

*Waits for attack*

Mirorbo | 26

#1846804 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:19

Fuhohohoho!~ I love you for that darling!~ Well delivered!

unidentified_sta | 5

#1846880 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 9:31

I'd argue against that... except I doubt my profile picture helps my case.

krdel | 0

#1847118 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:17

If men are dogs then wouldn't man's best friend be other men? Isn't it impossible for men to be dogs because dogs would cease to exist if men were dogs since men are male humans? I am confused

krdel | 0

#1847130 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:19

Never mind, men love pussies so they can't be dogs. I got it figured out.

FFML_314 | 11

#1847133 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:19

You just sit there in your corner and scratch your head. Good boy.

krdel | 0

#1847142 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:21

No I'm good I figured it out. thanks anyways

4bidden | 0

#1847149 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:24

"Got Bitch" haha i miss the "Got milk" comercials...

FFML_314 | 11

#1847187 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:35

Let me be the first to ask, what the fuck is a comercial?

Amgnowai | 0

#1847200 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:40

He meant 'commercial'. Now get over it >_<

FFML_314 | 11

#1847219 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:43

No.

redpump | 0

#1847227 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:45

#37 ur dog is so cute XD

Amgnowai | 0

#1847253 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 10:53

Heh, thanks. :D

4bidden | 0

#1847312 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:07

#40 thanks bro

Skroal_stomper | 5

#1847385 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 11:42

I wish I was a dog so I could lick my balls. If I could do that I would not need you worthless women.

ShadyFTW1 | 0

#1847633 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 12:53

FFML you are an idiot if you cannot figure out what a "comercial" is, as opposed to a commercial. And if you can, you are simply a petty bitch.

FFML_314 | 11

#1847766 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 13:17

You must be new. I'm definitely a petty bitch. ;D

killab420 | 0

#1847789 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 13:30

#30 & 31 made LOL!

killab420 | 0

#1847803 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 13:34

#30 & 31 made me LOL

APurpleWaffle | 0

#1848711 - Wednesday 15 December 2010 19:27

@ FFML_314
Hm. Just wondering..
Why do women always call men dogs? Women ask to be treated equally, so if we were to treat you equally, wouldn't you then be a dog too? But you're female, so I suppose that makes you a...
BITCH.