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you women are really making it to easy. next thing you know there will be another FML about a women and cooking.
NOOO pasted wrong comment. why does the comment I not want to go through go through urghh *1# you must have a small penis*
haha damn thats funny shit bro.
why would they put that stuff as a gift when obviously there were chances a female might pick it. I say try to trade with one of your ci-workers.
This is why you pick the smallest box, because it couldn't been an engagement ring! Doofus.
Agreed. Think about an iPhones and large pack of soap.
just because of your avatar I'm downvoting all of your comments
Santa's Swedish? I could have sworn he was Dutch.
some people arent as beautiful as the rest of us and cant get gfs/bfs
or a dog and call it your bf, or ecen get a bf and call him your dog o.O heh
28 for those that can't get a gf/bf and a dog , they can use the wrong gender body spray on themselves and eat the dog food .
Or just buy a dog and make him smell fabulous
Just become Jewish, then you won't have to deal with it.
stop bitching at least you received something.
damn dude when i first seen your picture i thought you were inflating your girl friend lmfao:D
#5 said it best. How is your life ****** because you got something for FREE? Just throw it away or give it to somebody else, and you're no worse off than you were the day before.
Technically, it's not for free because they had to give a gift as well.
You picked and chose wrong. Wow...
Yea it's usually jewellery or something really cute and tiny and awww I love small stuff idk
I've never enjoyed gift exchanges myself... Einey gave me a bunch of books with very tiny print about science stuff. I hope he enjoyed the CD I got for him though. That man needs some music in his life.
Fuhohohoho!~ I love you for that darling!~ Well delivered!
I'd argue against that... except I doubt my profile picture helps my case.
If men are dogs then wouldn't man's best friend be other men? Isn't it impossible for men to be dogs because dogs would cease to exist if men were dogs since men are male humans? I am confused
Never mind, men love ******* so they can't be dogs. I got it figured out.
No I'm good I figured it out. thanks anyways
"Got Bitch" haha i miss the "Got milk" comercials...
He meant 'commercial'. Now get over it >_<
#37 ur dog is so cute XD
Heh, thanks. :D
#40 thanks bro
I wish I was a dog so I could lick my balls. If I could do that I would not need you worthless women.
so your saying you MATE with dogs?? hm
We don't need any more people in this world, period.
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YDI for being greedy and a size queen. Bigger isn't always better. ;)
Get a dog and a boyfriend.