By crazygirl / Wednesday 15 December 2010 02:18 / Canada
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  my_user_name  |  7

#5 said it best. How is your life fucked because you got something for FREE? Just throw it away or give it to somebody else, and you're no worse off than you were the day before.

By  Mirorbo  |  26

I've never enjoyed gift exchanges myself... Einey gave me a bunch of books with very tiny print about science stuff.

I hope he enjoyed the CD I got for him though. That man needs some music in his life.

  krdel  |  0

If men are dogs then wouldn't man's best friend be other men? Isn't it impossible for men to be dogs because dogs would cease to exist if men were dogs since men are male humans? I am confused

  APurpleWaffle  |  0

@ FFML_314
Hm. Just wondering..
Why do women always call men dogs? Women ask to be treated equally, so if we were to treat you equally, wouldn't you then be a dog too? But you're female, so I suppose that makes you a...


Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

By JenniferMay - / Tuesday 14 October 2014 10:35 / United Kingdom

Today, I was late for a medical school seminar and test. An SUV flipped over on the highway right in front of me. I held pressure to gushing, lacerated artery until EMS arrived. He lived, but I might have to repeat the whole year because I missed a big test. The test? Emergency response medicine. FML

By doctorchick - / Wednesday 12 August 2009 00:58 / United States
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