Transportation, Embarrassing and Jewelry: Today, while on the bus, the girl in front of me asked me if...

By Deaf and Dumb - 23/05/2017 18:00

Today, while on the bus, the girl in front of me asked me if I could find the orange she'd dropped. I couldn't see it, but when I told her that there was no orange there, she gave me the strangest look. She'd said ring, not orange. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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By Username - 15/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work, but couldn't find it. After minutes searching, I found it. Nailed to the ceiling. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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By living in the ugly treehouse - 14/02/2016 11:23 - Australia

Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Username - 12/11/2010 14:46 - United States

Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML

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IndicaPaincakes 28

Tuesday 23 May 2017 18:02

"Orange you glad I tried to find it?"

Regulate 21

Tuesday 23 May 2017 18:19

Shame it wasn't at least something that rhymes with orange ;)

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IndicaPaincakes 28

Tuesday 23 May 2017 18:02

"Orange you glad I tried to find it?"

Regulate 21

Tuesday 23 May 2017 18:19

Shame it wasn't at least something that rhymes with orange ;)

Druu 53

Tuesday 23 May 2017 18:20

Well, you know what? There was no orange there either, so whatever.

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 23 May 2017 18:36

You should make fun of her obvious speech impediment and then ask her on a date. Girls love the neg.

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 23 May 2017 19:00

Sounds like my morning. This morning my wife asked if I wanted to get rid of the rooster mugs. We do not own rooster mugs. She became annoyed at my confusion and said the two next to the lemonade mug on the counter. On the counter was a pitcher I make lemonade in and two mugs with sailing ships. I did not mishear her - she admitted she said rooster mugs and lemonade mug. I think one of us is loosing it, sometimes I wonder if it's me....

species4872 19

Tuesday 23 May 2017 20:25

You should go down to a jeweler shop to see what these oranges look like.

Jenmic 14

Tuesday 23 May 2017 21:25

Is orange a new slang for jewelery. I am a hotel maid and we had one guest say that he left an orange behind but didn't mention the ring I found. Ps I didn't find an actual orange.