Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, we did a Secret Santa at work and instead of buying cringe romance novels and candy for this other girl, I bought her a fantasy novel and a bag of dried mangos. When I went to leave for the day, I found both of my thoughtful gifts in the trash can. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML
Today, after weeks of tirelessly organising a Secret Santa with work colleagues, we finally exchanged gifts. I got a stapler, which had been stolen from my desk the day before. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML
Today, for our Christmas gift exchange, we were supposed to all bring alcohol. I got a Crown Royal Apple box with a couple of positive pregnancy tests. FML
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Top comments
Dynoblaze 1
YDI for being greedy and a size queen. Bigger isn't always better. ;)
schwancy 2
Get a dog and a boyfriend.
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Comments (64)
lmm827 1
What a random gift. Who brings groceries to a gift exchange?? Ok, times are tough, but seriously? I hope whoever brought the groceries got a crap gift in return.
Namaste_fml 2
Uh... seriously? You got to choose. And with things like this, the "bigger is better" mentality only bites you in the butt, because it seems the smaller items in such gift exchanges are always the good ones. But this is not an FML moment... it was your choice. And seriously, it's not a big deal. How did this even get through? It's not bad at all. So you got some stuff you can't use, big deal. I don't get why this belongs here...
franwins0827 7
Well, maybe you can do a good Christmas deed and donate them to someone who can use them.
NinjaCookie 0
uhum.. sucks for you. donate them.. maybe next time you wont be greedy and pick the biggest one there.
bobthe5 0
Maybe it's a sign that get one, or both
kit_gonzalez 0
If one thing I have learned, is that never get the smallest nor the largest gift, its always the cheapest or stupidest thing
Zodiak213 0
That's what you get for being selfish.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
QUALITY not Quanity. YDI >:(
FallenNevermorE 0
donate it 2 someone
steelerzwoot 0
YDI for being greedy & you should probably take that as a sign :P