That's a weird secret santa gift... Donate the dog food to an animal shelter and re-gift the body spray. No harm, no foul.

If you got more than just that, since you mentioned "groceries," then it's not much of a problem. Just give away the mens spray and dog stuff.

Ydi for "naturally" picking the biggest gift...

Beer and glasses seems just as arbitrary of a gift. The recipient of your gift could complain that she's an alcoholic, allergic, or whatever. You always take a risk with one of those type of gift exchanges.

The real FML here is that you don't have a boyfriend.

wow. way to not be thankful. why don't you just donate what you can't use.

When it comes to Christmas, NEVER chose the biggest present. I remember one Christmas party I went to, some kid picked the biggest box there. Turns out it was 7 boxes stacked one after the other with different sizes and the present was a new bag of sox. I picked the smallest present there and it turned out to be a huge Hershey's Bar + $20. LOL

You choose presents like a ********!

That isn't secret santa...that's white elephant I thought...

YDI and by the sounds of it that sort of party is called a White Elephant. You don't get to pick your present with a secret Santa.