Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
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Today, at the office, everyone in my department swapped secret santa presents. I bought the guy whose name I picked a DVD box-set of his favorite TV series. One of my friends got a fancy make up kit. Another got a pack of posh notebooks. I got a toilet plunger. FML
Today, we did a Secret Santa at work and instead of buying cringe romance novels and candy for this other girl, I bought her a fantasy novel and a bag of dried mangos. When I went to leave for the day, I found both of my thoughtful gifts in the trash can. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I was at a small secret Santa with a group of friends. Everyone got each other some amazing gifts, the first person got a homemade self portrait, the second person got some professional grade playing cards, the third person got an album of past memories, and I got a pack of pens. FML
Today, after weeks of tirelessly organising a Secret Santa with work colleagues, we finally exchanged gifts. I got a stapler, which had been stolen from my desk the day before. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I think my friends were trying to tell me something with all my Christmas gifts being mostly perfume, deodorant, and soap. FML
Today, for our Christmas gift exchange, we were supposed to all bring alcohol. I got a Crown Royal Apple box with a couple of positive pregnancy tests. FML
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Top comments
Dynoblaze 1
YDI for being greedy and a size queen. Bigger isn't always better. ;)
schwancy 2
Get a dog and a boyfriend.
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Comments (64)
KaylieBieber13 0
bigger isnt always better:) greedy little thing lol :)
elliewantscake 8
Time to get both.
FweakofCydonia 40
Why not donate both items to some sort of charity?
01sparkly 15
The saying goes, "Good things come in small packages"
insomniac8400 13
I think op means a Yankee swap. in a secret Santa, you don't pick your gift
trurofl 4
Give the dog food to an animal shelter and give the mens body spay to a homeless guy-- sorry it didnt work out maybe next time you can get a better gift!
xghostvirusx 4
I think you mean a white elephant exchange.
djsammyc 19
solution: get a dog and take it for a walk in the dog park, meet guys there
sydnerxx 5
Who would give dog food as a gift?
mikelangele 15
your gift might have gone to someone who doesn't drink beer. I don't.