By crazygirl - 15/12/2010 02:18 - Canada

Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
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Dynoblaze 1

YDI for being greedy and a size queen. Bigger isn't always better. ;)

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schwancy 2

Get a dog and a boyfriend.

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KaylieBieber13 0

bigger isnt always better:) greedy little thing lol :)

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FweakofCydonia 40

Why not donate both items to some sort of charity?

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01sparkly 15

The saying goes, "Good things come in small packages"

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insomniac8400 13

I think op means a Yankee swap. in a secret Santa, you don't pick your gift

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trurofl 4

Give the dog food to an animal shelter and give the mens body spay to a homeless guy-- sorry it didnt work out maybe next time you can get a better gift!

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xghostvirusx 4

I think you mean a white elephant exchange.

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djsammyc 19

solution: get a dog and take it for a walk in the dog park, meet guys there

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mikelangele 15

your gift might have gone to someone who doesn't drink beer. I don't.

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