she might suck but after that she'd better swallow too

Bruh, really?

Well, I think we all know who has the ring now, that's why OP can't find it.

Nasty hobbitses!

Since their name is "sothatsano", I guess they freaked out in a bad way.

Since it involves a kick to the face, chipped tooth, and a missing piece of jewelry worth at least a few hundred smackers, Imma go with "bad way".

She coulda just been so excited (freaked out good) that she kicked him by accident.

"Accident" I don't know about anyone else here but I wouldn't want to be with someone who freaks out when something good happens to them.

I really hope that one day you are lucky enough to be so excited about something that you have. Mini freak out. It can be a really wonderful experience.

Wait, are you suggesting she needs to say yes as an apology

Uh, from the username, it was a no. I hate to be that person, but I really hope OP dumped her after that. Even if she wasn't ready, to kick someone in the face and cause them to lose the ring is not ok.

I wish I'd kicked my ex in the face when he pulled out a ring in public. He knew full well how I felt about marriage. At least I wouldn't been humiliated.

I wish shortly after you'd have gone to jail for battery as well.

Maybe you should wish that on the assholes who threw things at me after I turned him down? Trust me, it would have been worthwhile to avoid the public scorn, and nothing was going to stop the useless shitbag from proposing.