Love: Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over...

By BrokeInLove - France

Today, I was shopping for rings with my fiancée. We spent over 2 hours selecting the perfect ring and diamond to match. When filling out the paperwork I discovered I left my wallet at home. She had to pay the 20% down payment for the ring. FML

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Love

Coherence dude, do you have it?

Season finale

All over the place

By blank - United States

Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

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By phoneless - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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By bham boy

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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By anonymous - United States - Shawnee

Especially for dad

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By y0uw1shy0ukn3wm3 - United States

Today, I was refereeing a kid's soccer game, and noticed that on the field next to me was a referee I hated working with. I told the other referee I was working with that he was the laziest and most dumbass referee I had ever worked with. She then slapped me, and told me that it was her grandpa. FML

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By 1234 - United States - Lutz

Today, when I turned on the TV, there was a picture of a wanted murderer. The picture looked just like my boyfriend. FML

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By loon - France

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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By owngoalscored

Overreaction much?

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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By Kristat - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By flavored - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

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By anonymous - United States - Tucson

Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML

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By sal - United States - Rexburg

Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML

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By fml - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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By Anonymous - 7/8/2020 05:00

Happy Birthday!

Today, I turned 37. My acne turned 24, my eating disorder 22, my chronic digestive issues 35 and my insomnia 16. My boobs, on the other hand, look like they just turned 60. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I saw a creepy guy grab a woman's ass on the bus, so I caught his arm and put him in an arm lock, only for the woman to hit me in the head with her handbag. Turns out they were a married couple on their way home to have sex, and who couldn't resist a quick grope during the journey. FML

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By RaveCharlie - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently the first time she thought I was kidding. FML

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By Dog Person Now

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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By abygalee - United States - Akron

Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

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By you can't win

A Lose-Lose Situation

Today, after months of being called paranoid, distrusting and over-possessive by my girlfriend for being suspicious of her, I learned that she really is cheating on me with her coworker. When confronted, she called me ignorant, gullible and naive for believing her. FML

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By WTF - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By kashish0711 - India

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

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Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer saying they were having trouble getting ahold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to the place and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML

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By Peta2nNoMore - United Kingdom

Today, I came home and found a few of my faux fur coats completely butchered. On my way to interrogate my boys, the only ones home, I found our husky dog, who was recently shaved for an operation, covered in the fur that once belonged to my coat. My boys said 'he was cold'. FML

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By cowgurl91 - France

Today, I found out that my boyfriend was going to propose to me about three months ago. I was completely surprised and asked why he didn't. At that time, I had told him to stop looking at me like that and go buy me some damn tacos. I was 2 months pregnant then. Now he wants to wait a couple of years. FML

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By Anonymous - Austria

Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML

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By Girl123999 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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By fourfootnine - United States

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

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By Oopsie

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of my Tinder conversation to my mom, instead of my friend. Yes, it was dirty. FML

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By SeagullsShouldDie - United States

Today, was my uncle's funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of seagulls came by picking at all his ashes. I guess he tasted good. FML

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By firstdate - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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By heeeeeyitsbrittney

Today, I cut myself with a butter knife while trying to get a piece of brownie from a pan. I don't think I was meant to survive on Earth for very long. FML

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By atleese - United States

Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By tampondealer - Canada

Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I went to a guy's dorm for the first time. He told me to wait outside for a minute because he had to "clean something up" first. When I told him I'm 420 friendly, he said, "Nah I just came on my desk earlier and didn't feel like wiping it up." FML

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By nowbrokevaper - United States - Pomona

Today, I found out that my boss, who had promised me a raise, is not promoting me. He says I don't have the right 'vibe' and I'm not 'relaxed' enough for the job. FML

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By j_Lauren - United States

Today, my mom had the option of choosing anywhere in the world where we could go on vacation. We live in the USA and she chose to fly to Texas, rent an RV, and drive to Florida. Anywhere in the world. FML

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By pineapple456 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with a girl in my apartment when I told her I didn't have a condom. She started laughing and upon realizing my look of confusion, said "Oh, you actually thought I was going to have sex with you?" FML

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By BadLuckBetty - United States - Millville

Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/9/2020 17:02 - United States

Not now, 2020

Today, I found out I have endometriosis… Which doesn't mix well with a horny boyfriend. FML

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By Knockyoudown | 0

#356388 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:03

Ouch, that sucks but you can always pay her back.

By voodootrucker | 0

#356408 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:07

I'm going to remember that trick

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By Knockyoudown | 0

#356388 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:03

Ouch, that sucks but you can always pay her back.

MsTs1 | 0

#356450 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:15

YDI, what kind of dumbass buys a DIAMOND RING for a bitch who's just going to divorce you in 8 months or less, fuck that bitch, buy yourself a nice new car instead

fmlAllStar7274 | 0

#356476 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:25

wow. just wow. Obviously either u r gay, or no girl has ever fallen for you.... Thats just sad...

lovexcheer33 | 0

#356480 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:26

lmafo. wow dumb ass. someone whose getting MARRIED maybe? hahahah.

MasterModeraor | 0

#356691 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 3:50

Shes not having sex with you for a while now...

mzmartinez92 | 0

#356727 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:01

wtf, its just a mistake dude

zim2411 | 0

#356747 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:08

This doesn't even really suck. There should be a third option, "not really an fml." You are getting married, and are very likely going to start working together financially. So who cares?

GoneRebel | 0

#356750 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:09

Dude, YDI not because you forgot your wallet. but because you fail at being french. French people are supposed to be the most romantic people on the planet. FAIL at FRENCHNESS

NDnation44 | 0

#356871 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 5:49

http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1678835 save a life today

frege_fml | 0

#357101 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 7:50

15, gay guys have way, way more class than this loser.

PrettyVal | 0

#357730 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 15:21

holy crap...who the hell dumped you? everybody?

ilikefish | 0

#357945 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 16:53

I agree with #12.

Xero3g | 5

#358600 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 21:13

I don't there's a video man. I already hacked through.

MsTs1 | 0

#363387 - Friday 3 July 2009 9:41

YDI, what kind of dumbass buys a DIAMOND RING for a bitch who's just going to divorce you in 8 months or less, fuck that bitch, buy yourself a nice new car instead

This_Quiet_Storm | 0

#460136 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:51

Maybe he wants the woman he LOVES and is planning to MARRY to have something beautiful and meaningful? I'm all about being practical and would never demand expensive jewelry. But if he WANTS to do it, then he WANTS to do it! Jesus. Stop being jealous your boyfriend didn't get you the ring you wanted. ;)

By princess243 | 0

#356389 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:03

that sucks

By chimmy | 0

#356392 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:04

You could have put it on layaway. Besides, you are starting your life together, I hope you'll be able to pay her back eventually.

EMR_fml | 0

#356807 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 4:58

This sound like a custom made ring and most jewelers require a deposit on custom pieces.

By tehefyl | 0

#356400 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:06

you can always pay her back after :]
and it's not like she's paying for the whole thing

divineinstrument | 2

#358165 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:30

Yeah obviously he's gonna pay her back no problem, but OP would have felt quite embarassed, which is why is life is fucked

By voodootrucker | 0

#356408 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:07

I'm going to remember that trick

By Colby_Colbert | 0

#356417 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:08

no rimjob 4u 2night mister

By cucuto89 | 0

#356423 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:09

COol Story BRo

By summer66_fml | 0

#356433 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:12

i hope you payed her back.....and you couldve put it on layaway you know......

By CouchPotato47 | 0

#356434 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:13

hahaha...thats pretty awesome, i wouldve killed to see the look on her face haha...another great site is thetoolbucket.com and fwhyme.com

By Nacirema20 | 0

#356439 - Wednesday 1 July 2009 2:13

wat a lovely fiance u r!! :-/ YDI.