By No-Sleep Nellie - 7/7/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
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By  jet223  |  20

Well she's right. I mean if you were really tired, you would be asleep at 3 a.m. and not hear your bitch of a mother's loud ass cleaning apparatus. God.

By  leogachi  |  15

Your mom is a self-centered bitch.

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  Rebles  |  15

Not just sheets, her sleeping gown as well. Then everyone will be surprised when she wakes up the next morning stark naked.
Slept right though that.