By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
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Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.

Cleaning, I think.

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Well she's right. I mean if you were really tired, you would be asleep at 3 a.m. and not hear your bitch of a mother's loud ass cleaning apparatus. God.

People are failing to see the sarcasm

She should have been vacuuming quietly.

@29 Poe's Law.

leogachi 15

Your mom is a self-centered bitch.

Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.

While she's sleeping, put her sheets in the wash

Not just sheets, her sleeping gown as well. Then everyone will be surprised when she wakes up the next morning stark naked. Slept right though that.

My old friend's mother had insomnia and would pull these kinds of things. FYL OP and maybe invest in some noise-canceling headphones.

Guess she couldn't go to sleep until she vacuumed that damn dust....

Can't they create silent vaccum it's one of the world's first problems

You mean first world problems right?

Ah, yes. Getting eaten, foraging for food, and worst of all: vacuuming! The horrible tribulations of early man.

Go clean and vacuum her room in the middle of the night when she's sleeping and tell her you just wanted to be nice and help clean up.

Start vacuuming right when she falls asleep next time

Cleaning, I think.