FML : Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I...

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Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By No-Sleep Nellie / Tuesday 7 July 2015 13:26 / United States - Waterloo

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By ChristinePi | 36

#6343870 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:51

Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.

By MrSassypants | 31

#6343904 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:02

Cleaning, I think.

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By jet223 | 20

#6343859 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:49

Well she's right. I mean if you were really tired, you would be asleep at 3 a.m. and not hear your bitch of a mother's loud ass cleaning apparatus. God.

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CaptainCrow | 13

#6344012 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 3:26

People are failing to see the sarcasm

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cornyrob | 32

#6344052 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 4:49

She should have been vacuuming quietly.

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Fairyjoshy | 13

#6344167 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 7:04

@29 Poe's Law.

By leogachi | 15

#6343860 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:49

Your mom is a self-centered bitch.

By ChristinePi | 36

#6343870 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:51

Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.

By JKW35 | 21

#6343873 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:52

While she's sleeping, put her sheets in the wash

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Rebles | 15

#6344288 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 10:45

Not just sheets, her sleeping gown as well. Then everyone will be surprised when she wakes up the next morning stark naked.
Slept right though that.

By cOOkiEzRgOOd | 22

#6343879 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:52

My old friend's mother had insomnia and would pull these kinds of things. FYL OP and maybe invest in some noise-canceling headphones.

By not_your_taco | 15

#6343885 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:54

Guess she couldn't go to sleep until she vacuumed that damn dust....

By hussamhasi | 22

#6343886 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:54

Can't they create silent vaccum it's one of the world's first problems

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jet223 | 20

#6343891 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 0:57

You mean first world problems right?

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TripleATeam | 13

#6344016 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 3:32

Ah, yes. Getting eaten, foraging for food, and worst of all: vacuuming! The horrible tribulations of early man.

By imkool136 | 22

#6343897 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:00

Go clean and vacuum her room in the middle of the night when she's sleeping and tell her you just wanted to be nice and help clean up.

By daddysgirl243 | 21

#6343898 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:00

Start vacuuming right when she falls asleep next time

By MrSassypants | 31

#6343904 - Wednesday 8 July 2015 1:02

Cleaning, I think.

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