By No-Sleep Nellie - 07/07/2015 13:26 - United States - Waterloo

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 910
You deserved it 1 715
Miscellaneous
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

ChristinePi 36

Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.

191 5
Reply Report
MrSassypants 32

Cleaning, I think.

37 3
Reply Report
Next

Comments

jet223 20

Well she's right. I mean if you were really tired, you would be asleep at 3 a.m. and not hear your bitch of a mother's loud ass cleaning apparatus. God.

34 33
Reply Report
CaptainCrow 13

People are failing to see the sarcasm

30 5
Reply Report
cornyrob 33

She should have been vacuuming quietly.

20 1
Reply Report
Fairyjoshy 13

@29 Poe's Law.

0 1
Reply Report
leogachi 15

Your mom is a self-centered bitch.

25 4
Reply Report
ChristinePi 36

Well when she's sleeping you should do some cleaning of your own and if she questions you, give her the same response.

191 5
Reply Report
JKW35 21

While she's sleeping, put her sheets in the wash

26 4
Reply Report
Rebles 15

Not just sheets, her sleeping gown as well. Then everyone will be surprised when she wakes up the next morning stark naked. Slept right though that.

4 1
Reply Report
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

My old friend's mother had insomnia and would pull these kinds of things. FYL OP and maybe invest in some noise-canceling headphones.

13 3
Reply Report
not_your_taco 15

Guess she couldn't go to sleep until she vacuumed that damn dust....

6 2
Reply Report
hussamhasi 22

Can't they create silent vaccum it's one of the world's first problems

9 9
Reply Report
jet223 20

You mean first world problems right?

31 0
Reply Report
TripleATeam 13

Ah, yes. Getting eaten, foraging for food, and worst of all: vacuuming! The horrible tribulations of early man.

16 1
Reply Report
imkool136 22

Go clean and vacuum her room in the middle of the night when she's sleeping and tell her you just wanted to be nice and help clean up.

10 1
Reply Report
daddysgirl243 21

Start vacuuming right when she falls asleep next time

3 4
Reply Report
MrSassypants 32

Cleaning, I think.

37 3
Reply Report
Next