Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
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Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, my friend thought it would be funny to post a sign at the deep end of the public swimming pool, saying, "This end topless only." When someone complained, he said that I did it, and I got banned from the pool for life. And fired, too - I was the lifeguard. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
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Doortje 30
What a perv.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Well he was obviously waiting for you to ask him to join. How insensitive of you not to.
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Comments (224)
rmbennin 10
Sureee he was a security man...
Legendslayer222 26
Creepy guy, but what did you expect from being naked in a public place?
sko12342 3
He is not a pervert at all... He was teaching you a lesson, which you deserved...
ryanebk 7
if I was security I would do the same. teach em not to come back. unless they're hot. then I'll be a perverted security guard. chances are these girls are ska ms and ugly and have syph
13Blah13 0
lol its the cop from wild hogs
harrywestt 0
rofl, this comment should have more likes
MrSexyPants 14
That's exactly what I was thinking!!! I love that guy.
lynden850 1
haha nice... love that show
bingo01_fml 13
shit happens when you party naked!
sgoble32 0
well should have keep ur clothes on lol!!
sourgirl101 29
"Livin' on the Edge" Cover up like Steven Tyler in that video. Hope you have big hands.
irishgirl92x 1
report him to the police
sourgirl101 29
Bad idea, you risk getting charged with indecent exposure.
spazmattic 0
report him to the police for doing his job.... sounds like that will backfire to me
FML_14u2c 14
Who said they were any girls involved? It appears that the OP is a guy... could've been a bunch of naked, trespassing guys...
creedaddict 9
ahhhhhh caught by the Perverted security guard ... memories good times good times