Animals: Today, I was walking down the street in downtown Charleston where...

By Leash - 23/10/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street in downtown Charleston where there are a lot of horse-drawn carriage tours and I decided to pick up some litter. Some of it was in a puddle of water, but after I picked up the trash, I realized the puddle was horse urine. FML

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By disturbed - 17/03/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I was walking dogs for the animal hospital I work for. I accidentally dropped the leash, and in my haste to retrieve it, I frantically grabbed the ground. I got the leash, and a handful of fresh dog poo emitted from the dog I was walking. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By maybenot - 06/08/2012 23:25 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst on a cycling holiday, in a somewhat hungover state, I accidentally chained my bike to the back of someone else's caravan. As I walked away, I heard a loud scraping noise. I turned around and watched my bike get dragged down a long gravel road and through a pile of horse shit. FML

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By StinkFoot - 28/10/2018 13:30

Today, I was pet sitting for a friend. As soon as I walked in the door, I stepped in dog poop. I took off my shoes to clean them, then stepped in cat pee in my socks. FML

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By BaliTheDog - 24/03/2013 23:01 - France

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2011 17:07 - Ireland

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 05:18 - Australia

Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML

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By FUCK.THIS.JOB. - 08/07/2013 05:57 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, I politely asked a man to not sleep on a tram stop that I had to clean. He got up, and while I leaned forward to pick up some trash from the ground nearby, I felt a warm stream on my back. Now I can't get the smell of urine off my clothes. FML

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Turnip_Girl 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:15

Why would you pick up wet rubbish, anyway? There's a fine line between 'doing a good deed' and 'being a dumbass'.

th_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:36

Good on you for picking up litter. Need more people like you. Sorry about the urine.

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abdur 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:06

Ouch, Maybe you should have checked first... (although there is no way to see)... Did you disinfect your hand afterwards?

JacobBrown 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 21:01

YDI for caring about the environment.

Turnip_Girl 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:15

Why would you pick up wet rubbish, anyway? There's a fine line between 'doing a good deed' and 'being a dumbass'.

Zezing 0

Friday 23 October 2009 18:37

Yeah WTF, who puts their hand in a puddle to pick up garbage? Today some freak put his hand in my piss looking for treasure FHL "NNeeiigghhhh gallop gallop gallop."

quarty165 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:51

wow, some people are so weird...

craazykaay87 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:54

agreed.

effed_over 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:18

Ew!

ifreakingsparkle 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:31

west virginia ftw...

wvjuggalo 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:26

it coulda been SC too, considering that Charleston WV doesnt have hardly any horse drawn carages

bawpo 2

Sunday 20 November 2011 5:15

And notice how it says "south Carolina" -_-

th_fml 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:36

Good on you for picking up litter. Need more people like you. Sorry about the urine.

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:42

if nobody asked for a voulantare, don't voulantere.

dacho 7

Friday 23 October 2009 13:07

How hard is it to check a dictionary or google a word?

skorpien 1

Friday 23 October 2009 18:37

About as hard as it is to make sure that the word you misspelled the first time around is spelled the same the second time you use it?

Lolrus 0

Friday 23 October 2009 12:50

haha. stupid horse-drawn carriages. they always cause traffic jams and shit all over the road.

vita_questa_roba 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 17:41

They don't cause traffic jams in downtown chas. They pretty much go the speed limit and if not it's easy to get around them. Unless you get stuck behind them on S or N market. Now the guys with the rickshaw things get in the way, even though they're pretty cool...lol... But I mean seriously, if there's a whole puddle of pee, how did you not SMELL that?