Please beat that friends ass and find a better high paying job

Well I'd be letting my "friend" know that he can start paying my bills until I find another job. What a twat

Did you try the classic "It wasn't me" defense? Hire a lawyer to try that gambit on your behalf and maybe sue for wrongful termination. If you've been enjoying looking at the topless women for a few weeks, then all bets are off and I hope it was worth it.

Should be ex-friend or co-worker as that's not what friends do. Why didn't you tell them it was your "friend" that did it? If they have cameras or know you both they should be able to work out who it was.

If you noticed the sign and did nothing about it despite being the lifeguard YDI. If you did not know about it then FYL.