By Japaroni - United States
Today, I went out on my back patio at night to skinny dip. I live on the intracoastal, and as I was walking towards my pool, the police were doing a random search. From a boat with a spotlight. At least their whistles told me they liked the birthday suit I had on. FML
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Sounds like the start of a porn movie.

Cop: 'Scuse me, but we're looking for a dangerous criminal.
OP: Sorry officer, I haven't seen anything.
Cop: Ma'am, I'd like to frisk you.
OP: Oh yes, search and seize me!!


her land backs onto water, ergo unless one boats past it's private. also, nudist colonies put up bushes and walls to stop people heckling. legally one can be nude on private land, even if it's visible from a public location. nude beaches anyone? there is a public beach here if you walk too far on the shore line you end up on the nude beach.

  nerdfighteria  |  7

61- Well, yeah. But in some places in the US, its considered public nudity if anyone can see you whether or not you're on private property. This guy got arrested because he was walking around naked in his house, but he didn't have curtains on the windows so his neighbors could see him.

  TheOptimist  |  0

I assume that OP is a woman. I don't think that it was a bunch of woman cops doing the Randi search for bad guys, and my guess is they weren't a bunch of gay cops either. Of course the above two are possible, but there is a way greater chance that it was a bunch of male cops, and a female skinny dipper. Or I guess it could be lesbian cops.

  TheOptimist  |  0

Gender may not be completely relevant, but some people are curious to know. So fuck you. Also, a woman would probably be more emberassed about this. In fact, most men wouldn't be complaining if the women whistled because they liked what they saw, so this wouldn't be here. So another reason it is probably a woman.

  fthislyfe  |  22

40: you're being TOO optimist :D
I guess OP is male. And the cops were also male. It would be funnier this way. And they are not necessarily gay. They could just be making fun of him...

  tylersign  |  11

Number 62, excuse my misunderstanding.. But your name has the term "bad actor" in it, and your picture is of Heath Ledger/ The Joker.. Am I missing something here?