FML : Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium...

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Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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You deserved it

By painful - / Sunday 24 July 2011 08:55 / Norway

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By Random_Person88 | 8

#2965871 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:19

i spent like 5 mins trying to come up with a response to this but i just couldn't.

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2965888 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:20

"Well, let me tell you one thing young one. The first thing I check for is if the poop is a healthy shade of green. Then I put my hand in it to check if it is the right texture. The last thing I do is waft the smell towards me. It should smell like a combination between sulphuric acid and orange juice."

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By kittykat1497 | 7

#2965810 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:12

that's something... interesting?

enonymous | 8

#2965877 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:20

Well how else would you check? I roll around in my own poop looking for.... oh who the fuck am I fooling I do it for fun

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2965903 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:22

May I join you?

lukehappygilmore | 4

#2965946 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:25

room for one more??(:

enonymous | 8

#2965957 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:26

Yes just becareful I had Cuban last night. it burned going in and out

skiier4life | 1

#2965974 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:27

20- hellllllllll yeeeeeeaahhhh

UnicornHunter | 12

#2966064 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:39

YDI OP because I say YDI to everything.

Enslaved | 36

#2966067 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:39

I like Cuban in me sometimes, too. They're freaks in the bed. Nothing wrong with a little burn!

dolphincheddar | 10

#2966255 - Sunday 24 July 2011 20:09

At least there wasn't sperm and blood in his poop

sydmior | 10

#2966386 - Sunday 24 July 2011 20:26

You roll around in your own poop for fun? I would have to take an hour-long shower after that.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2966758 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:35

-51 Usually it's with piss when i do these things. enoumous, come to Vegas I hired strippers to join us!

T0sta | 8

#2967165 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:00

Doesn't everyone?

coffeygirl12 | 14

#2967216 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:09

well shit

dwreck69 | 0

#2967306 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:25

What happens in Akershus, stays in Akershus

Thunderbender | 2

#2967361 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:44

OP don't leave us with a cliffhanger like that I'm on the edge of my seat! DID THEY GET DIGESTED OR NOT!!!

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2967407 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:53

Did she have to PILLage the toilet?

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2967465 - Monday 25 July 2011 0:11

51- I shower in poop...

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2970341 - Monday 25 July 2011 8:19

Damn nobody else showers in poop?

By grapisy | 8

#2965820 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:13

Well, were they?

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2965865 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:18

I wonder if she licked the poop like in Year One.

NastyNinja31 | 0

#2966024 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:33

no she had to take them again

kmumma | 3

#2966226 - Sunday 24 July 2011 20:05

did she use her hands

T0sta | 8

#2967187 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:04

would it taste good?

By ColtsDoug18 | 0

#2965823 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:13

chill you boner

howslife123 | 0

#2969256 - Monday 25 July 2011 4:59

judging by your comment along with your picture, you really like sex..

By SLC_grumpypants | 5

#2965831 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:14

Ha!!
ummm.......gross

By olpally | 32

#2965843 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:16

that is a shitty sit.. never-mind I know that comment is overused.. that's just f**king disgusting!! cover your ears then.. fyl op... :(

mynameisusername | 4

#2966787 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:44

Your cleverness has failed you and you successfuly pissed me off. :)

koe4 | 0

#2966811 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:48

may i recomond u gat angor manugmant?

mynameisusername | 4

#2966858 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:55

I'm no grammar nazi but that was just wrong on so many levels.

olpally | 32

#2967483 - Monday 25 July 2011 0:16

then go fuck yourself asshole and don't comment if u see the comment is buried you dumb ass...go rot in hell for all I care..

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2967506 - Monday 25 July 2011 0:24

Keyboard warrior much?

partyfool2011 | 4

#2969360 - Monday 25 July 2011 5:24

you should have just said the shitty pun. maybe you would have gotten less thumbs down.

By ckr911 | 5

#2965853 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:17

a look into the future...

omgcookeys | 15

#2971245 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:07

they could just drink a lot of milk.. of course, that could lead to bowel trouble

By GreenMaze | 0

#2965857 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:17

WTF??

By IndigoFuckYou | 9

#2965859 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:17

Well, where they?

By mhayes119_fml | 0

#2965863 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:18

I do that every day to my girlfriend because she's a vaegetable!!

By Random_Person88 | 8

#2965871 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:19

i spent like 5 mins trying to come up with a response to this but i just couldn't.

Iwashere12345 | 0

#2966184 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:59

cool story bro.

Meraklez1013 | 9

#4075509 - Thursday 23 February 2012 3:48

I love your picture lol!!

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