FML : Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium...

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Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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You deserved it

By painful - / Sunday 24 July 2011 08:55 / Norway

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By Random_Person88 | 8

#2965871 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:19

i spent like 5 mins trying to come up with a response to this but i just couldn't.

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2965888 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:20

"Well, let me tell you one thing young one. The first thing I check for is if the poop is a healthy shade of green. Then I put my hand in it to check if it is the right texture. The last thing I do is waft the smell towards me. It should smell like a combination between sulphuric acid and orange juice."

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By kittykat1497 | 7

#2965810 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:12

that's something... interesting?

enonymous | 8

#2965877 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:20

Well how else would you check? I roll around in my own poop looking for.... oh who the fuck am I fooling I do it for fun

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2965903 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:22

May I join you?

lukehappygilmore | 4

#2965946 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:25

room for one more??(:

enonymous | 8

#2965957 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:26

Yes just becareful I had Cuban last night. it burned going in and out

skiier4life | 1

#2965974 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:27

20- hellllllllll yeeeeeeaahhhh

UnicornHunter | 12

#2966064 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:39

YDI OP because I say YDI to everything.

Enslaved | 36

#2966067 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:39

I like Cuban in me sometimes, too. They're freaks in the bed. Nothing wrong with a little burn!

dolphincheddar | 10

#2966255 - Sunday 24 July 2011 08:09

At least there wasn't sperm and blood in his poop

sydmior | 10

#2966386 - Sunday 24 July 2011 08:26

You roll around in your own poop for fun? I would have to take an hour-long shower after that.

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2966758 - Sunday 24 July 2011 09:35

-51 Usually it's with piss when i do these things. enoumous, come to Vegas I hired strippers to join us!

T0sta | 8

#2967165 - Sunday 24 July 2011 11:00

Doesn't everyone?

coffeygirl12 | 14

#2967216 - Sunday 24 July 2011 11:09

well shit

dwreck69 | 0

#2967306 - Sunday 24 July 2011 11:25

What happens in Akershus, stays in Akershus

Thunderbender | 2

#2967361 - Sunday 24 July 2011 11:44

OP don't leave us with a cliffhanger like that I'm on the edge of my seat! DID THEY GET DIGESTED OR NOT!!!

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2967407 - Sunday 24 July 2011 11:53

Did she have to PILLage the toilet?

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2967465 - Monday 25 July 2011 12:11

51- I shower in poop...

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2970341 - Monday 25 July 2011 08:19

Damn nobody else showers in poop?

By grapisy | 8

#2965820 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:13

Well, were they?

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2965865 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:18

I wonder if she licked the poop like in Year One.

NastyNinja31 | 0

#2966024 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:33

no she had to take them again

kmumma | 3

#2966226 - Sunday 24 July 2011 08:05

did she use her hands

T0sta | 8

#2967187 - Sunday 24 July 2011 11:04

would it taste good?

By ColtsDoug18 | 0

#2965823 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:13

chill you boner

howslife123 | 0

#2969256 - Monday 25 July 2011 04:59

judging by your comment along with your picture, you really like sex..

By SLC_grumpypants | 5

#2965831 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:14

Ha!! ummm.......gross

By olpally | 32

#2965843 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:16

that is a shitty sit.. never-mind I know that comment is overused.. that's just f**king disgusting!! cover your ears then.. fyl op... :(

mynameisusername | 4

#2966787 - Sunday 24 July 2011 09:44

Your cleverness has failed you and you successfuly pissed me off. :)

koe4 | 0

#2966811 - Sunday 24 July 2011 09:48

may i recomond u gat angor manugmant?

mynameisusername | 4

#2966858 - Sunday 24 July 2011 09:55

I'm no grammar nazi but that was just wrong on so many levels.

olpally | 32

#2967483 - Monday 25 July 2011 12:16

then go fuck yourself asshole and don't comment if u see the comment is buried you dumb ass...go rot in hell for all I care..

ifailplzinsultme | 0

#2967506 - Monday 25 July 2011 12:24

Keyboard warrior much?

partyfool2011 | 4

#2969360 - Monday 25 July 2011 05:24

you should have just said the shitty pun. maybe you would have gotten less thumbs down.

By ckr911 | 5

#2965853 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:17

a look into the future...

omgcookeys | 15

#2971245 - Monday 25 July 2011 10:07

they could just drink a lot of milk.. of course, that could lead to bowel trouble

By GreenMaze | 0

#2965857 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:17

WTF??

By IndigoFuckYou | 9

#2965859 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:17

Well, where they?

By mhayes119_fml | 0

#2965863 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:18

I do that every day to my girlfriend because she's a vaegetable!!

By Random_Person88 | 8

#2965871 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:19

i spent like 5 mins trying to come up with a response to this but i just couldn't.

Iwashere12345 | 0

#2966184 - Sunday 24 July 2011 07:59

cool story bro.

Meraklez1013 | 9

#4075509 - Thursday 23 February 2012 03:48

I love your picture lol!!

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