By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
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metalmusic 0

If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p

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Flounder 2

That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.

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tokintot07 0

I bet you put them in your cart haha

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retardslayer 0

you retard trying to get your parents to pay for your condoms. Have some brains and dont buy them when its pretty clear that your parents will see them. especially if they are the type to react this way.

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xd0rkiee 0

Did you even read the FML? Here, let me help you. It says: ...SOME- ONE SNUCK A PACK OF CONDOMS... Did you get that?

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tokintot07 0

oh come off it, you know you put the condoms in the cart.

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eric780 0

this is retarded. people don't sneak condoms into random shopping carts, and your mom will pay if you explain the situation

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thedivinecomeD 0

oh come on!!!(heh heh) Not even I believe that "someone" put those condoms there!!!

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countrygirl0118 6

if you're 18 tell her fine, then she can't claim you as a dependent so that you can get your financial aid

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GreenDaemon21 0

its fine. women dun need a college eduecation anyways, its not like they do anything wit it except screwing up jobs that men shud be doing.

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PinkRoseLove 0

oh ya 130? what do you do for a living? Are you a college graduate? Based off your grammar and spelling, i'd say that you didn't even finish high school. Why don't you go back to your beer and Spike TV and let the women get back to the work men like you don't seem to be doing. with the degrees we earned. We do a better job anyways.

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