Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
Flustered
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Memory loss
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
Judgmental much!?
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Rip off
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
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metalmusic 0
If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p
Flounder 2
That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.
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Comments (172)
tokintot07 0
I bet you put them in your cart haha
retardslayer 0
you retard trying to get your parents to pay for your condoms. Have some brains and dont buy them when its pretty clear that your parents will see them. especially if they are the type to react this way.
xd0rkiee 0
Did you even read the FML? Here, let me help you. It says: ...SOME- ONE SNUCK A PACK OF CONDOMS... Did you get that?
tokintot07 0
oh come off it, you know you put the condoms in the cart.
ItbeVickyyy 0
Maybe your mom put them in there... :P
eric780 0
this is retarded. people don't sneak condoms into random shopping carts, and your mom will pay if you explain the situation
thedivinecomeD 0
oh come on!!!(heh heh) Not even I believe that "someone" put those condoms there!!!
countrygirl0118 6
if you're 18 tell her fine, then she can't claim you as a dependent so that you can get your financial aid
Serec 0
WHOOPS.
samantha_durano 6
? that's so stupid.
GreenDaemon21 0
its fine. women dun need a college eduecation anyways, its not like they do anything wit it except screwing up jobs that men shud be doing.
PinkRoseLove 0
oh ya 130? what do you do for a living? Are you a college graduate? Based off your grammar and spelling, i'd say that you didn't even finish high school. Why don't you go back to your beer and Spike TV and let the women get back to the work men like you don't seem to be doing. with the degrees we earned. We do a better job anyways.