Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
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naaddzz 14
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Next time you should knock OP

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buckstop1 37
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No need to get all pissy about it OP!

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guii_fml 24
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Arent cats just wonderful

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buckstop1 37
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No need to get all pissy about it OP!

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naaddzz 14
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Next time you should knock OP

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primadonna9396 16
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If someone knocks while my one cat is shitting, she'll get scared and run away to her hiding spot while dropping a few turds on the way over. Thankfully it's not the same cat that takes such foul smelling dumps that it actually wakes me up at night whenever he drops a deuce. Such majestic creatures.

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JustinJK 21

That's shitty bahahahahahahahahahaha Muahahahahahaha

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taterrtots 25
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you tried. you failed

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booze_n_bitches 37
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Are any of the FML team here...? Alan...? Can we remove this user, please? I think you should write in your rule book that using the "shitty" pun will receive a lifetime ban.

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freddygasman 18
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strrrrrrrriiiiiike two

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muarif 19
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MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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deathrise007 22
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That sucks OP. Hopefully it wasn't too gross. Next time you should knock!

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bitchs_and_hoes 20

Aww poor kitty

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_ravens_ 11

Ladies, please stay seated for the entire performance

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booze_n_bitches 37
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And gentleman, it's not as big as you think. Please stand closer to the toilet.

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muarif 19
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Apply some toilet water on the burnt area.

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mccrightp 29
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I have the litter box cover in another large box. It keeps the smell and it might give your cat some privacy.

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Eleora 19
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Might as well sell the house. lol jk. Cat piss stinks terribly! Bet you had fun cleaning that up.

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Tripartita 44
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This is why I just leave my cat tied up and in the litter box next to a food dish. I use a similar strategy (and a bit of clothesline) to ensure loved ones cannot abandon me. If you're willing to fi—oh, hold on, somebody is knocking on my door, and I can hear sirens…

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