Cats and Animals: Scaredy cat

Scaredy cat

By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 063

You deserved it 2 559

When Christmas Ends Badly…
Rather than debating politics with Uncle Roger for the umpteenth time, share the best Christmas FMLs to finally have a good family meal! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Turdfoot - 12/02/2013 20:15 - United States - Prosper

Today, I discovered that my cat recently had explosive diarrhea, and couldn't make it to the litterbox in time. I discovered this when I stepped in the very, very fresh poop with my bare feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 393

You deserved it 4 416

By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 685

You deserved it 3 453

By Anonymous - 14/05/2009 17:46 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 057

You deserved it 104 327

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 008

You deserved it 28 867

Thanks, Mr Whiskers

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 884

You deserved it 5 982

By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 335

You deserved it 5 185

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 150 410

You deserved it 22 965

Tiler, the creator

By musicalxtheories - 09/05/2020 08:00

Today, my cat pooped in the shower. How did I find out? I didn't see the poop when I got in. I slipped in it, and smacked my head on the tile wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 484

You deserved it 280

By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 621

You deserved it 5 848

By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 087

You deserved it 7 120

naaddzz 14

Friday 25 March 2016 2:06

Next time you should knock OP

buckstop1 37

Friday 25 March 2016 2:06

No need to get all pissy about it OP!

Comments

guii_fml 24

Friday 25 March 2016 2:05

Arent cats just wonderful

buckstop1 37

Friday 25 March 2016 2:06

No need to get all pissy about it OP!

naaddzz 14

Friday 25 March 2016 2:06

Next time you should knock OP

primadonna9396 16

Friday 25 March 2016 3:59

If someone knocks while my one cat is ********, she'll get scared and run away to her hiding spot while dropping a few turds on the way over. Thankfully it's not the same cat that takes such foul smelling dumps that it actually wakes me up at night whenever he drops a deuce. Such majestic creatures.

JustinJK 21

Friday 25 March 2016 2:11

That's shitty bahahahahahahahahahaha Muahahahahahaha

taterrtots 25

Friday 25 March 2016 4:50

you tried. you failed

booze_n_bitches 37

Friday 25 March 2016 5:12

Are any of the FML team here...? Alan...? Can we remove this user, please? I think you should write in your rule book that using the "shitty" pun will receive a lifetime ban.

freddygasman 18

Friday 25 March 2016 19:51

strrrrrrrriiiiiike two

muarif 19

Friday 25 March 2016 21:10

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

deathrise007 22

Friday 25 March 2016 2:13

That sucks OP. Hopefully it wasn't too gross. Next time you should knock!

bitchs_and_hoes 20

Friday 25 March 2016 2:13

Aww poor kitty

_ravens_ 11

Friday 25 March 2016 2:13

Ladies, please stay seated for the entire performance

booze_n_bitches 37

Friday 25 March 2016 5:13

And gentleman, it's not as big as you think. Please stand closer to the toilet.

muarif 19

Friday 25 March 2016 21:39

Apply some toilet water on the burnt area.

DrHeartSurgeon 15

Sunday 27 March 2016 18:11

Strait up savage

mccrightp 29

Friday 25 March 2016 2:22

I have the litter box cover in another large box. It keeps the smell and it might give your cat some privacy.

Eleora 19

Friday 25 March 2016 2:24

Might as well sell the house. lol jk. Cat piss stinks terribly! Bet you had fun cleaning that up.

Tripartita 44

Friday 25 March 2016 2:30

This is why I just leave my cat tied up and in the litter box next to a food dish. I use a similar strategy (and a bit of clothesline) to ensure loved ones cannot abandon me. If you're willing to fi—oh, hold on, somebody is knocking on my door, and I can hear sirens…