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Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
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metalmusic 0
If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p
Flounder 2
That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.
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Apotheosis5267 0
Your moms either a complete tard, or was kidding. Probs the former ._.
m2j 1
I wanna try that little prank now haha.
bellum568 0
dude, that's a little extreme but it's really funny i'm definatly trying that.
Helloworld52 0
U should have held it out and said " MOM how could u get these in front of me" and keep on saying that she was the one that gotten it
clublulu 0
yeah you are probablly one of those bitchy rich girls. Who ever did it, you probablly slept with their boyfriend. That person did it because they know how your mother would react.
StarGirl11 0
Okay that's rediculous how do you know if she is rich? Do you know how hard it can be for some people who are white middle class to get financial aid? Its difficult and its a pain in the butt.
DecembersShadow 2
Whoops, meant to put a thumb down and it won't let me retract my vote... You have no proof that she is rich, that she has slept with anyone, or that she is a bitch. So please, keep your ignorant statements to yourself
puppystomper 0
haha props to the guy/girl who did that!! genius
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abb31897 0
I would have started crying.
emsiti 6
if shes so rich why are you at walmart?
LeoCor 19
Here in Australia you pay for collage once you get a decent enough job and they slowly take it over time.