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Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
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metalmusic 0
If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p
Flounder 2
That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.
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Withired_Away 0
if you don't go to college you can still make sandwhichs!
blastvortex 4
That's plausible but not believable, OP. Of course, you don't need a degree to be good at sleeping with people anyway, so you're good to go. =p
MacKeracher 4
There was some common law about parents' duty to pay for their child's college education. Just show them this. Yes, they'll hate you but at least you'll have an eductation... http://www.rbs2.com/son_edu.pdf
boatkicker 5
I've only glanced at it, but this seems to only apply to divorced parents. We don't know whether OPs parents are divorced or not. But then again, I've only skimmed through the first two pages, so I could be wrong, and just haven't read the rest.
kel_pie 1
there is nothing funnier than to toss a box in someones cart and just watch ....
yopplwassup 0
haha I do that at walmart a lot!
underpaid011 0
that's horrible. but really - who sneaks stuff into the shopping cart of other people? anyway, just find some scum bag guy. the dumber the better. announce that he is your boyfriend, and that you plan to get very serious after graduation - unless of coruse you meet a nice guy in pre-med at college.
canzo378 0
get out of the bitch's den and declare yourself independent so that you will be eligible for financial aid... and lead your life yourself
brandothemando 0
how do u know sum1 snuck it in if ur back was turned? how do u know ur back was turned when it happens?
keoct 4
Lol that’s always fun to do. I do most of my shopping on Sunday after people are done church because you get people coming in dressed up and you can tell where they’ve been. So fun to see them yelling at their kids/ wives/ husbands.
erjaguam 0
uhuh what's next? lube? "sneak" it in baby.