Miscellaneous: Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack...

By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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Memory loss

By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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Rip off

By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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metalmusic 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:36

If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p

Flounder 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:37

That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.

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Withired_Away 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:11

if you don't go to college you can still make sandwhichs!

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:18

That's plausible but not believable, OP. Of course, you don't need a degree to be good at sleeping with people anyway, so you're good to go. =p

MacKeracher 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:21

There was some common law about parents' duty to pay for their child's college education. Just show them this. Yes, they'll hate you but at least you'll have an eductation... http://www.rbs2.com/son_edu.pdf

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:39

I've only glanced at it, but this seems to only apply to divorced parents. We don't know whether OPs parents are divorced or not. But then again, I've only skimmed through the first two pages, so I could be wrong, and just haven't read the rest.

kel_pie 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:24

there is nothing funnier than to toss a box in someones cart and just watch ....

yopplwassup 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:48

haha I do that at walmart a lot!

underpaid011 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:03

that's horrible. but really - who sneaks stuff into the shopping cart of other people? anyway, just find some scum bag guy. the dumber the better. announce that he is your boyfriend, and that you plan to get very serious after graduation - unless of coruse you meet a nice guy in pre-med at college.

canzo378 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:15

get out of the bitch's den and declare yourself independent so that you will be eligible for financial aid... and lead your life yourself

brandothemando 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:20

how do u know sum1 snuck it in if ur back was turned? how do u know ur back was turned when it happens?

keoct 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 5:29

Lol that’s always fun to do. I do most of my shopping on Sunday after people are done church because you get people coming in dressed up and you can tell where they’ve been. So fun to see them yelling at their kids/ wives/ husbands.