Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML
Flustered
Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
Memory loss
Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML
Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML
Judgmental much!?
Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Rip off
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML
Top comments
metalmusic 0
If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p
Flounder 2
That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.
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Comments (172)
Casey777 0
hahaha bullshit!
mdmdt 0
That sucks. But on the up side, you'll be joining countless other angry, bitter students in the same situation. At least your parents had some intention of helping you out to begin with - they can probably be talked back into it if you push the right buttons.
Person1233 13
Whoa. **** your life.
astyanax_fml 0
just tell her it's fine. you'll earn the money and have fun doing it.*wink wink*
littlenova13 2
i really think you shoud point out that sex happens at places other than college...... and i also agree with those who said that you should tell your mom that you'll "earn the money" wink wink
Dalarsco 0
On one hand, your life sucks because now you'll have to work incredibly hard to pay for school and support yourself. On the other hand, why did you sneak condoms into the cart? That was stupid. Why not buy them on your own time?
Kat_MS 0
L2Read. 'Someone' != OP
FweakofCydonia 40
She didn't. She said someone else did.
littlenova13 2
please be kidding about the sammich thing. if you're seriuos though, at least spell it right
tiffanie77 0
that would suck but i would say im old enough to do what i want in life so just pay for them
Sekococo 0
op me and you both. -.- i had to take out loans for my first year of college. such a bitch.
tiffanie77 0
i hate loans... cuz you have to pay it back thats why i have a job