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Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML
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metalmusic 0
If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p
Flounder 2
That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.
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spaaw 0
Mom "WTF CONDOMS?" Daughter "wink wink" LMFAO
sportsnut 0
now thats the funny part...you go to private school so no one knows that you are a ***** and you go to public school where everyone knows you're a *****
kaitlinQ 0
awww did u tell ur mom that it wasn't you and I'm so sry i feel really bad for you
Thunderbender 2
It would take significantly high levels of fair in both parties for this to take place. First your mom would have to fail REALLY hard to actually think you would just put a pack of condoms in the grocery cart and expect her to some how not notice and just pay for them. And then it takes even greater amount of fail or your part for not explaining the lack of logic on her part. So YDI.
jc420 0
why would someone "sneak" condoms into your car. I'm guessing you sent this link to your mother as proof of your innocence.
Anteezy 7
This.
holly_fly 34
Because it can be fun if you're immature and have never used one before? It was on a list of things to do at a friend of mine birthday once XD
jomsuc 0
are you sure it wasn't really you?
Rota 0
Your mom was probably beating guys off with both hands while getting nailed in the ass and pussy at the same time in college and doesn't want you to have the same fun she did. Or she's a Christian, which is an FML in itself.
boopityboppity 11
So... You're saying people around Christians automatically deserve an FML? Someone's a little vicious.
m57applin 0
well at least you got some condoms. GO HAVE FUN!! ŁØŁ
Gristle_Monster 0
All beware of the rogue condom gnome that goes around sneaking contraceptives into your nooks and crannies. Maybe he just doesn't like it when idiots procreate. Can't blame him.
ashylarry 0
ydi for having so much sex. learn to close your legs every now and then