Miscellaneous: Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack...

By condiments - 22/02/2010 21:13 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my mother, when someone snuck a pack of condoms into our cart while our backs were turned. When we got to the register, my mom, whose wealth makes me ineligible for financial aid, noticed the condoms and she announced that she wasn't paying for the college I got accepted to next year because she doesn't want a promiscuous daughter. FML

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By Goki - 06/06/2009 16:23 - Canada

Today, I was shopping at Shoppers Drug Mart with my mom. As we pulled up to the cashier, I noticed it was a really hot girl from my school. Trying to be cool, I told my mom that I'll be paying for the purchases. My debit card was denied. My mom had to pay. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2013 20:56 - United States - South Hadley

Today, I was buying condoms but was a little embarrassed so I went to the self-check. I scanned the condoms, then a magazine and tried to put the condoms under the magazines to hide them. The store guy saw me, thought I was shoplifting and I was kicked out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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Memory loss

By UGH - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I remembered that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

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By costcocondoms - 23/07/2009 05:23 - Mexico

Today, I was shopping at Costco for a romantic evening with my girlfriend, I bought some flowers, dinner, and a super pack of condoms, At the register behind me, I heard somebody say, "Good thing my daughter has a responsible boyfriend." It was my girlfriend's father. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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Boozehound

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:02

Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML

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Rip off

By sourgirl101 - 04/01/2022 04:59

Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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metalmusic 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:36

If your mom has such wealth, she should know what happens at college, regardless of the campus. :p

Flounder 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:37

That really, really sucks OP. My EFC is too high for me to receive any help either even though we're HORRIBLY in debt and so can't put any money at all towards my college. There are ways to appeal, I would contact your school's financial aid office and explain that while your parents may be wealthy they are not helping with college at all. I'm sure they'll know what to do, you can't be the first.

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spaaw 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:25

Mom "WTF CONDOMS?" Daughter "wink wink" LMFAO

sportsnut 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:25

now thats the funny part...you go to private school so no one knows that you are a ***** and you go to public school where everyone knows you're a *****

kaitlinQ 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:25

awww did u tell ur mom that it wasn't you and I'm so sry i feel really bad for you

Thunderbender 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:26

It would take significantly high levels of fair in both parties for this to take place. First your mom would have to fail REALLY hard to actually think you would just put a pack of condoms in the grocery cart and expect her to some how not notice and just pay for them. And then it takes even greater amount of fail or your part for not explaining the lack of logic on her part. So YDI.

jc420 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:32

why would someone "sneak" condoms into your car. I'm guessing you sent this link to your mother as proof of your innocence.

Anteezy 7

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:33

This.

holly_fly 34

Wednesday 24 February 2016 6:12

Because it can be fun if you're immature and have never used one before? It was on a list of things to do at a friend of mine birthday once XD

jomsuc 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:33

are you sure it wasn't really you?

Rota 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:50

Your mom was probably beating guys off with both hands while getting nailed in the ass and pussy at the same time in college and doesn't want you to have the same fun she did. Or she's a Christian, which is an FML in itself.

boopityboppity 11

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:03

So... You're saying people around Christians automatically deserve an FML? Someone's a little vicious.

m57applin 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 3:52

well at least you got some condoms. GO HAVE FUN!! ŁØŁ

Gristle_Monster 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 4:02

All beware of the rogue condom gnome that goes around sneaking contraceptives into your nooks and crannies. Maybe he just doesn't like it when idiots procreate. Can't blame him.