Miscellaneous: Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded...

By Anonymous - 29/09/2013 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, a girl who's in charge of a group project that I get graded on, asked if Bill Gates was a Founding Father. She was totally serious. I'm screwed. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 06:18

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

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By student101 - 26/03/2014 03:37 - United States - Sun Prairie

Today, I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback, besides, "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. FML

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By AkiAnime - 22/01/2016 00:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found out that the huge project I've been working on for the past week is actually a group project. Everyone in my group knew. They were just letting me do the entire thing by myself because I'm "smart". FML

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By Alison - 10/03/2012 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML

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Despair

By TeachingSucks - 17/05/2023 11:00 - United States - Cabot

Today, I'm grading final projects for a junior level college class. A student finally turned in their work, after months of encouragement and coaxing. Half of it was plain wrong, the rest had so many spelling and grammatical mistakes, it appeared to be written by a drunk autocorrect program. FML

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By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

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Thanks guys

By annie - 12/01/2022 14:01

Today, I had to do a PowerPoint presentation alone, since none of my group members showed up. I was given a big fat 0 for doing the presentation alone. It was worth 50% of my grade. FML

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I have no idea what I'm doing

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 15:00 - Ghana - Accra

Today, I was called to solve a problem question at the start of a lecture. I stupidly went up to the board before telling the lecturer in front of 300+ students that I had no Idea what he had been doing the whole week. The lecturer made a sneery comment about why some of us are blockheads. FML

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By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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By Dsark - 19/02/2014 05:12 - United States - San Diego

Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML

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hghrider123456 9

Monday 30 September 2013 1:57

He is a founding father....of Microsoft

seemore123 10

Monday 30 September 2013 1:57

Wow. I wish she was trolling. Haha maybe you could try and let her not do that much work for the project, even though she is the leader...Wow she must be really stupid.

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seemore123 10

Monday 30 September 2013 1:57

Wow. I wish she was trolling. Haha maybe you could try and let her not do that much work for the project, even though she is the leader...Wow she must be really stupid.

helpfulwhale 12

Monday 30 September 2013 2:08

Vote her off the island.

dudeofawe 15

Monday 30 September 2013 4:52

Talk to the teacher about it, try to work something out.

boopie2150 13

Tuesday 1 October 2013 4:50

A kid in my history class said his favorite historical figure was Johnny Appleseed -__-

ndomer 6

Monday 30 September 2013 1:57

A leader has to have followers. If she's stupid, hopefully the rest of your group realizes it as well and somebody else can take charge.

hunterjunky97 10

Monday 30 September 2013 6:02

Never thought that is what in Obama would look like white!

hghrider123456 9

Monday 30 September 2013 1:57

He is a founding father....of Microsoft

MrSassypants 33

Monday 30 September 2013 2:25

"Four underscore, and Windows 7 years ago..." I know Lincoln wasn't a founding father but... umm... something.

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Monday 30 September 2013 4:46

Close enough.

KushCrushin89 10

Monday 30 September 2013 10:18

Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

lanco_fml 10

Monday 30 September 2013 1:58

use the force maybe she is trying to feel you out

WCARlover 34

Monday 30 September 2013 1:58

Looks like you'll have to take over as group leader if you don't want an F :p

Pyro_Wolf 17

Monday 30 September 2013 4:00

Well she might do a good job at wherever she works. I know a person that thinks rocks "breathe", and "grow". Yet she made great grades in high school.