Today, I went shopping at a thrift store. I found a really cute top that fit me perfectly, so I bought it. Afterwards, I noticed the original tag was still on it. It read: "designed with your pregnancy in mind". It was a maternity top. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally found a cute dress that hugged my curves and hid my imperfections. I wore it to my friend's house, and was feeling pretty good about myself, until some pregnant woman walked into the room wearing the exact same thing. It was a maternity dress. FML
Today, I went to a thrift store and found heaps of clothes that I loved that fit me perfectly. Then I found a special distinctive dress. My dress. My dad had thrown away heaps of my clothes and I had to buy them all back. FML
Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
Today, I went to Seattle with my mom to visit my pregnant sister, only to end up being dragged to a store to buy maternity clothes. The saleswoman apologized to me repeatedly for not having a lounge for the fathers, but congratulated me on the baby. I'm a girl. FML
Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML
Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML
Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML
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anon919 0
You don't have to be "fat" to fit into maternity clothes, they have them in smalls too, you know.
AshleyRose784 0
Some regular tops work as maternity tops too so eff it, if you like it wear it.
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Caayouteepie 0
gymmmm membership...
meriadoc2 0
I Really hate these vain FMLs like "today i realized i was fat. FML" no one cares!!! Seriously. The point of FMLs are to laugh at other peoples messups like when they crash into a tree in front of the world or something. Those make me laff! These just make me roll my eyes. Some people are fat. Get over it! If the top fits perfectly and looks good on you then your FINE! Im gonna end my rant now.
MsSippi 0
So what. I've bought maternity shirts from target that are really cute. And I'm 5'9" and 118 pounds. I personally don't consider that fat at all. So this doesn't mean your fat. It just means you bought a maternity shirt. woop dee doo.
repteo90 0
such a good idea! we should probably start with you though because no one wants a world with such bigoted people. what, did your parents not love you or something?
Ash1984 0
You are such a ******' moron. You must lead a real sad life to be such a prick. I bet there are a lot of people that look at you and not like what they see either. Grow the **** up asshole.
nicolexsmile 0
lolol :D
Caddy23 0
ffs she isnt fat. why are so many people on here so ******* shallow? So every woman who is pregnant and would usually buy that shirt is now fat? Im not suprised if most of the fat comments are from men. Plus, if you had any idea, most maternity tops arent big tents, they are usually fitted around the top and would then be a little looser around the belly. In the end, she isnt fat and shut the **** up. have a nice day :)
fyourlifedotcom 0
I bet #53 is fat. Too many fat chicks... We need to start a spay and neuter program for fat and stupid people. American gene pool needs a new filter.
lovely997 0
HAHAHAHA. My friend was pregnant and weighs 90 POUNDS! I weigh 115 and fit into her maternity clothes from the begining of her pregnancy. Hahahah. I just hate ignorant people sooo much. And I'm definetly NOT fat. **** you dummys. Damn. This website is getting so stupid and it shows how ignorant people are. My gosh. Fuuuck haters.
_FYL_ 0
Eww..a thrift store o.O And just like other people mentioned, you dun have to be fat to wear those tops, as long as you don't look pregnant and look good =D
tasteslikeloud 0
Not that big of a deal I never bought maternity stuff during my pregnacy and Im a size 1. I just wore all empire waist dresses in my normal size
lovely997 0
Ps. My friend got clothes from forever 21 when she was pregnant. So are you saying everyone who shops there is fat?