By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML
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Renesaga 8

Shitty situation? Wait, no, that joke sucks. But look at it this way: At least you're a gentleman! And a jackass..

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Miss_Lisaa 16

Man, you're a gentleman ! So cute to do that. :)

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Renesaga 8

Shitty situation? Wait, no, that joke sucks. But look at it this way: At least you're a gentleman! And a jackass..

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kaprookie 3

You're a good guy OP, you did the right thing. Respect.

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Hockey_fan 0

Instead of saying that joke sucks, you should've said "that joke stinks"....yay...puns

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VorpikeII 17

This FML is full of bullshit. OP shouldn't have taken the blame. They should of just left. =P but actually, when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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nunsrtight69 0

I agree. this is bullshit. girls dont poop

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nunsrtight69 0

I agree. this is bullshit. girls dont poop

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tehrealone 6

Your not a jackass you won't live up to that title ever sense Johnny Knoxville

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LiyIa_fml 8

Aww I think that is sweet. Whatta champ.

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Jovecove 13

Oh god, I'm reading this fml while eating.

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Renesaga 8

Fair point, 26. I should've considered that.

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stacianichole 2

93 - you can't just 'cool story, bro' anything and everything, ok? there's a time and place.

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c00lguy89 1

WHY would u say it was u? Id be like no way, I'm telling him it was u. At least u didn't have to plug it.

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TheClumsiest 0

i thought it said, i took the shit for her.

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onedayinamsterda 14

the bright side? Ur gf owes u big time and we all know gf > boss !

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pistolpete01 9

But Boss=job=$$ lol, But gf will always be > boss lol, just throwing it out there=p

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kaprookie 3

Hmmm Boss = Job Job = money Money = girlfriend girlfriend > Boss Conundrum?

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slim_lady 12

well, actually what you're saying is Boss = girlfriend if thats the case, he's ******.

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Gtfo_Troll 0

"Be at peace with your wife and you'll get a piece at night."

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kaprookie 3

63 - No thats the conundrum, boss = job, job = money, money = girlfriend BUT girlfriend > boss. Do you see it now?

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kaprookie 3

This is what I meant to say, stupid editing time restrictions: 63 - No thats the conundrum, boss = job, job = money, money = girlfriend BUT girlfriend > boss. Girlfriend will always be greater than boss but job and money all equal the same and when you have those two they equal girlfriend but girlfriend is greater then boss making those other two mute but you need money and a job to have a girlfriend even though girlfriend comes before boss all the time, confused? I am.

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Mr_Alarm 12

"'shitty/crappy situation' is an overused joke" is an overused statement. Jeez, get with the times.

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juliushater 12

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.

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Miss_Lisaa 16

Man, you're a gentleman ! So cute to do that. :)

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yankfan89 27

Seriously you did a good thing OP and hopefully your girlfriend realizes how good of a guy you are

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zukinihudini 0

I dont know about you but i dont find things like taking a huge dump and clogging the toilet cute

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Miss_Michaela 10

That's the most romantic thing I've heard in a while..

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Miss_Michaela 10

I have also realised how dire my original comment sounded.

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kaprookie 3

Dont worry 7 we all know you meant it with the best intentions, OPs a stand up guy.

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Blueglasscup 18

Hey even if you had clogged the toilet up it's not like you would have done it on purpose!

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ChaeRi 3

Aw, at least we can confirm three things now. 1) Karma will flow your way, 2) You're a gentleman and 3) Moral of the story? Never take a dump in your boss's house.

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flockz 19

karma won't flow his way, it's kinda clogged.

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r0ckPrinc3sS 0

#10.. Moral of the story? Never LET HIS GF take a dump in his boss's house.

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