By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML
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By  allmidnighteyes  |  10

You can serve them chocolate pudding for dessert...

Back on topic - it's not hard to explain to them that you're not feeling too well. Not a FML for the dinner, but a FML for the unstoppable mudbutt.

  StaticDown  |  0

I don't know what is it with guys but girls do poop, why do you think we have an orifice just like you? It's there for a reason... I bet you any girl on here can support my statement. You might find it gross but it's the sick sad truth, you better get used to it if you plan on having a gf!