By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 549
You deserved it 5 930

Same thing different taste

Top comments

eyehurts 0

sucks fyl but next time only take one?

Yeah, if it was just "slight" constipation, why take 2? Just take one and see how it goes.


You can serve them chocolate pudding for dessert... Back on topic - it's not hard to explain to them that you're not feeling too well. Not a FML for the dinner, but a FML for the unstoppable mudbutt.

meeeep 0

tell him your sick so maybe tomorrow night or next week

Why would a girl take laxatives? Girls don't poop...

I don't know what is it with guys but girls do poop, why do you think we have an orifice just like you? It's there for a reason... I bet you any girl on here can support my statement. You might find it gross but it's the sick sad truth, you better get used to it if you plan on having a gf!

If you don't believe that girls poop from their anuses, you'll be most amazed to learn where they bleed from...

thane321 0

@#9: you havn't seen 2 girls 1 cup then... @#56: arterys, veins, and capillerys.

Hm I wooooondeeer why you're constipated. YDI.

I think I'd rather be sitting on the toilet with the drippins' than meeting the parents, anyway. EDIT: This was a reply to Perdix.

Maybe you'll have an explosive time? yuckayuckayucka