A padded helmet?

An education?

A dictionary?

Hooked on Phonics?

A dictionary?

All seasons of the Reading Rainbow

A llama?

Racing Games?

An ass whipping, and down for the count.

A speak and spell?

The missing k?

Special-K :D

Statistics suggest otherwise. We're a generation of people who have a text-based presences the likes of which hasn't existed before. Studies find that heavy IMers and SMSers do better on grammar and spelling tests. This is FML; it represents a minority of idiots who make it into stories. The posters of these stories, on the that hand, tend to be rather eloquent.

*other hand Oh, the irony. It burns.

Oh man, that irony is funny. And I don't think it's SMS'ers who speak properly, but the ones who speak with grammar, as most of them go: "brb gtg ttyl"

Dude your 22, you're a youth

While it is in fact a word it has to do with archery and nothing to do with the weird knocked. I also highly doubt the brother was thinking of nocked the archery term.

Actually K.O. Was first the ticker tag for the Coca Cola company. So it should really mean "Coca-Cola."

yes and its you're not your....

And it's not it

And . not .