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By askprussia - 27/11/2015 02:32 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my brother was playing one of those old street fighter games. He suddenly asked me what "K.O." meant. I told him it meant "Knocked Out," but he started getting mad at me because "'knocked' isn't spelled with a 'k'". He's 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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Heated gaming moment

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 14:00

Today, my friend beat me at a video game. He got smug, so I made an "I fucked your mom" style joke. Yeah, kina forgot for a minute that his mom died last year. FML

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By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 03:54 - Canada - Montréal

Today, my 19 year-old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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Hammered

By Anonymous - 26/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother-in-law wanted a boxing match, which was the last thing I wanted since he’s a trained boxer. The last thing I expected was to knock him out cold on my first swing. My wife is now mad at me because he’s sulking, and I “could have held back to be a good sport.” Um, what? FML

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Terrible prank

By Malakai - 02/02/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, while I was in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been Facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

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Right in the nuts

By Anonymous - 01/06/2021 06:01

Today, I thought it would be fun and nice to pick my little brother up, but no, he accidentally kicked me in the balls. Twice. FML

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alexanderjoe10 17

Friday 27 November 2015 18:18

Well now you know what to get him for Christmas.

Yuso_Yagari 9

Friday 27 November 2015 18:23

It's not even knocked out its knock out

Comments

alexanderjoe10 17

Friday 27 November 2015 18:18

Well now you know what to get him for Christmas.

EnigmaticSoul 17

Friday 27 November 2015 18:24

A padded helmet?

countryb_cth 38

Friday 27 November 2015 19:04

An education?

CoppertoneNicole 6

Friday 27 November 2015 20:11

A dictionary?

Lalala579121 27

Friday 27 November 2015 20:31

Hooked on Phonics?

Ninjahiga 27

Friday 27 November 2015 20:51

A dictionary?

christinaruth 14

Friday 27 November 2015 20:55

All seasons of the Reading Rainbow

hersheykisses511 18

Friday 27 November 2015 21:53

A llama?

JD134 24

Friday 27 November 2015 21:58

Racing Games?

gobiteme2 34

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:31

An ass whipping, and down for the count.

DarthTaco351 12

Saturday 28 November 2015 4:35

A speak and spell?

paravoz 30

Saturday 28 November 2015 8:08

The missing k?

BlackBoyFly 11

Saturday 28 November 2015 17:40

Special-K :D

robsic66 14

Friday 27 November 2015 18:18

What is wrong with the youth of today

Tripartita 44

Friday 27 November 2015 18:30

Statistics suggest otherwise. We're a generation of people who have a text-based presences the likes of which hasn't existed before. Studies find that heavy IMers and SMSers do better on grammar and spelling tests. This is FML; it represents a minority of idiots who make it into stories. The posters of these stories, on the that hand, tend to be rather eloquent.

Tripartita 44

Friday 27 November 2015 18:33

*other hand Oh, the irony. It burns.

SAGARCo 19

Friday 27 November 2015 21:15

Oh man, that irony is funny. And I don't think it's SMS'ers who speak properly, but the ones who speak with grammar, as most of them go: "brb gtg ttyl"

oiler 21

Saturday 28 November 2015 1:16

Dude your 22, you're a youth

hellphone_fml 37

Friday 27 November 2015 18:20

to be fair nocked is a word.

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Friday 27 November 2015 18:31

While it is in fact a word it has to do with archery and nothing to do with the weird knocked. I also highly doubt the brother was thinking of nocked the archery term.