Miscellaneous: Today, my brother was playing one of those old street fighter...

By askprussia - 27/11/2015 02:32 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my brother was playing one of those old street fighter games. He suddenly asked me what "K.O." meant. I told him it meant "Knocked Out," but he started getting mad at me because "'knocked' isn't spelled with a 'k'". He's 17. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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By Redsnation - 08/08/2017 05:02

Today, my older brother said that if he beat me in a game of NBA 2k17, he would get to keep my PS4. I beat him so badly that he got angry and destroyed my PlayStation. FML

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By rachel - 10/08/2013 20:56 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By petty petty petty - 08/09/2017 16:00

Today, my mom yelled at me for fighting with my younger brother. Not because she wanted us to stop, but because my brother couldn't find a good comeback to my argument. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By Jakesssss - 10/04/2015 01:02 - United States - Hudson

Today, I showed a kid how to knock somebody out for self defense. He then knocked me unconscious with the same method I'd just showed him. FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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alexanderjoe10 17

Friday 27 November 2015 18:18

Well now you know what to get him for Christmas.

Yuso_Yagari 9

Friday 27 November 2015 18:23

It's not even knocked out its knock out

Comments

alexanderjoe10 17

Friday 27 November 2015 18:18

Well now you know what to get him for Christmas.

EnigmaticSoul 17

Friday 27 November 2015 18:24

A padded helmet?

countryb_cth 38

Friday 27 November 2015 19:04

An education?

CoppertoneNicole 6

Friday 27 November 2015 20:11

A dictionary?

Lalala579121 27

Friday 27 November 2015 20:31

Hooked on Phonics?

Ninjahiga 27

Friday 27 November 2015 20:51

A dictionary?

christinaruth 14

Friday 27 November 2015 20:55

All seasons of the Reading Rainbow

hersheykisses511 18

Friday 27 November 2015 21:53

A llama?

JD134 24

Friday 27 November 2015 21:58

Racing Games?

gobiteme2 34

Saturday 28 November 2015 0:31

An ass whipping, and down for the count.

DarthTaco351 12

Saturday 28 November 2015 4:35

A speak and spell?

paravoz 30

Saturday 28 November 2015 8:08

The missing k?

BlackBoyFly 11

Saturday 28 November 2015 17:40

Special-K :D

robsic66 14

Friday 27 November 2015 18:18

What is wrong with the youth of today

Tripartita 44

Friday 27 November 2015 18:30

Statistics suggest otherwise. We're a generation of people who have a text-based presences the likes of which hasn't existed before. Studies find that heavy IMers and SMSers do better on grammar and spelling tests. This is FML; it represents a minority of idiots who make it into stories. The posters of these stories, on the that hand, tend to be rather eloquent.

Tripartita 44

Friday 27 November 2015 18:33

*other hand Oh, the irony. It burns.

SAGARCo 19

Friday 27 November 2015 21:15

Oh man, that irony is funny. And I don't think it's SMS'ers who speak properly, but the ones who speak with grammar, as most of them go: "brb gtg ttyl"

oiler 21

Saturday 28 November 2015 1:16

Dude your 22, you're a youth

hellphone_fml 37

Friday 27 November 2015 18:20

to be fair nocked is a word.

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Friday 27 November 2015 18:31

While it is in fact a word it has to do with archery and nothing to do with the weird knocked. I also highly doubt the brother was thinking of nocked the archery term.