Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML
Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML
Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML
Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML
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Top comments
skierguy 0
Haha, those must have been some strange looks.
dreams_infinity_fml 0
lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train. I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.
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Comments (89)
skierguy 0
Haha, those must have been some strange looks.
noobgang7 5
I think the FML is that he didn't get out of the well :P
caester9 0
hey this chick is from Calgary because I was on the ctrain when this happened
Osakhomen 0
LMAO! That is funny as heck! HAAHAH
kwbuzz23wk 0
don't worry about it, you took a nap on a train... its not like your gonna see them all the time
laughatverne 0
why'd the lady hit you? =(
bryson9 0
lol
glutgyoogle 6
4- you're stupid.
capslockisgood 19
Considering the apology, it was probably accidental.
dreams_infinity_fml 0
lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train. I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.
Arian_fml 0
Thats AWKWARD! lol. Don't worry about it too much.
Big_Blue_Sumthin 0
The well thing is kind of creepy. Do you maybe subconsciously aspire to be the girl from The Ring? Sucks either way!
SofiaM_fml 2
* "Were staring" would be better
Alicia_Raven7 0
No one cares about spelling... its the internet. people never use grammar.
NickPortrayed 0
It's*, People*
SuicideSaint_fml 0
Is this the same guy who got robbed with a pez dispenser?
nowayss 0
lmao, haha.