FML : Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this...

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Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 17 April 2009 06:29 / United States

Love

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By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#119260 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:03

maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

By f_this_noise | 0

#119274 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:06

youre an idiot

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By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#119260 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:03

maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

By le_lauren | 0

#119261 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:03

Well, that really sucks. I'm sorry.

By RNorthlandLGB | 0

#119273 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:06

:o

well she has some self confidence issues

By f_this_noise | 0

#119274 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:06

youre an idiot

Jiplo | 18

#3661125 - Wednesday 30 November 2011 3:47

agreed! & that's what happens when you open your mouth... :(

By Jaywin | 3

#119276 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:06

Perhaps you should be a little more trusting and confidant in your abilities to pick up chicks.

Or it's maybe as #1 said and you figured out her wily ways just in time before you got played.

Whichever makes you feel better.

By jessce7 | 0

#119284 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:09

now, is that really a way to start a conversation with a pretty lady? YDI

By rukusrazor | 0

#119290 - Friday 17 April 2009 16:11

She's a hooker, and when she got a look at your face when you turned around, she realized you had to be a broke fool that lives with his mom. So she left.