Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
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PTERONOPHOBIA
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maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks
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f_this_noise
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youre an idiot
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PTERONOPHOBIA
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maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks
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le_lauren
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Well, that really sucks. I'm sorry.
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RNorthlandLGB
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:o
well she has some self confidence issues
well she has some self confidence issues
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f_this_noise
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youre an idiot
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Jiplo
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agreed! & that's what happens when you open your mouth... :(
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Jaywin
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Perhaps you should be a little more trusting and confidant in your abilities to pick up chicks.
Or it's maybe as #1 said and you figured out her wily ways just in time before you got played.
Whichever makes you feel better.
Or it's maybe as #1 said and you figured out her wily ways just in time before you got played.
Whichever makes you feel better.
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jessce7
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now, is that really a way to start a conversation with a pretty lady? YDI
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rukusrazor
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She's a hooker, and when she got a look at your face when you turned around, she realized you had to be a broke fool that lives with his mom. So she left.
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ihateyouall
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i just did AIDS right out of my bumbum.
it hurts now
i want my mummy
it hurts now
i want my mummy
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dang_fml
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smooth.
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Derzimma
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If I were you, I'd go to that bar frequently, and when seeing her I would explain your reaction to her.