By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:29 - United States

Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
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maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

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maybe she left because you were onto her secret plans and clever tricks

Well, that really sucks. I'm sorry.

:o well she has some self confidence issues

agreed! & that's what happens when you open your mouth... :(

Perhaps you should be a little more trusting and confidant in your abilities to pick up chicks. Or it's maybe as #1 said and you figured out her wily ways just in time before you got played. Whichever makes you feel better.

now, is that really a way to start a conversation with a pretty lady? YDI

She's a hooker, and when she got a look at your face when you turned around, she realized you had to be a broke fool that lives with his mom. So she left.

i just did AIDS right out of my bumbum. it hurts now i want my mummy

If I were you, I'd go to that bar frequently, and when seeing her I would explain your reaction to her.