Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant....

By Anonymous - 07/02/2010 14:19 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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Need a bib?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

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By KatrinaKitten - 16/07/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 16:32 - Canada

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

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DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:06

Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 1:44

Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.

Comments

michaelscott69 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:20

mmmm, todays special: schlong soup

EwigStolz 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:22

It's called a Dryer sheet bitch!

coolcool101 3

Monday 8 February 2010 5:24

Chia pit

JackStone96 4

Monday 8 February 2010 5:27

That's just gross!!!!! My food at school always seems to have the lunch ladies hair in it. It is gross!!!!! That's y I never eat lunch at school!!!!!

CantusVulpis 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:29

Once my friend found a nail in her school lunch... Two weeks later it was a hair.

dn5575 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:52

meh ur all wrong it's probably some shitty hair from his ass crack

alwayslovetolaug 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:17

that is dirtssss

99MDC 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:34

Yummy. Extra protein?

crazyleochic 1

Monday 8 February 2010 7:30

where in Dubai is this restaurant :( I live there, don't wanna accidentally go to a place that gross :D

fylorydi1994 0

Friday 30 July 2010 8:39

I lived there last year.. now I miss dubai! ya what restaurant was it?

Famouss55 0

Monday 8 February 2010 7:53

it could be ur hair? or ur waitres/waitor

beastlydevon 0

Monday 8 February 2010 8:05

there was hair inside( literally inside the meat, it was hanging out of it) my triple quarter pounder with cheese from mc donalds, and a piece of glass inside my salad from wendys. I should have sued . skinny kid sues mc donalds, fat people take vengeance on him because he stole their only food. but the glass could have actually cut me.