Need a bib?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
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Xquisite1 28

Did he offer you a tip? Such as letting you know that you should consider wearing a bib perhaps.

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chelsearenaeee 16

You just had to have that last drop.

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Xquisite1 28

Did he offer you a tip? Such as letting you know that you should consider wearing a bib perhaps.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

If you're attractive he might not be too grossed out

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cryssycakesx3 22

it's still second hand food, it's gross no matter what the person looks like...

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swaggalikethat 22

I'd say Op owes him a good tip after all that. I bet that waiter was souper pissed

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dragonkisses28 25

If you can't swallow it you shouldn't put it in your mouth, and don't talk when your mouth is full. Didn't anyone teach you manners?

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Llama_Face89 33

22- she could be the most attractive woman in the world but that ***** still nasty.

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xxrogerthatxx 19

I said "too grossed out" not "vomit fetish". Yes I know, it's still disgusting but it might be easier to deal with coming from an attractive female.

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chelsearenaeee 16

You just had to have that last drop.

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Leslygrammar 3

OP please tell us he's not attractive Its less embarrassing.that way! This needs a follow up

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darlingdollie 24

You should've just let it go. I don't think one more spoonful would do much justice.

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Nordrag 26

Or, you know... swallowed. before trying to speak

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Wizardo 33

Well at least your pride got swallowed.

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Le_Doctor 10

It's probably happened before. Don't feel too bad.

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eleven22 11

yeah, because everyone follows waiters around smiling and drooling on them...

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ryan1268 18

Just apologize and give him a generouse tip. and it should be all good. Its not like you threw up on him

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Llama_Face89 33

Honestly if it were me puking would have been more tolerable.. Poor manners bug me.

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toxic_walrus 15

One time I tried smiling at someone and soda came out of my nose. I feel your pain, OP.

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toxic_walrus 15

Smiling and swallowing and breathing at the same time. Wasn't pretty.

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KelbsOhYeah 7

She should've been at the salad bar. The soup is a trashy little hovel.

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