Need a bib?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 745
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Xquisite1 28

Did he offer you a tip? Such as letting you know that you should consider wearing a bib perhaps.

chelsearenaeee 16

You just had to have that last drop.

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Xquisite1 28

Did he offer you a tip? Such as letting you know that you should consider wearing a bib perhaps.

Or to swallow, and not spit.

If you're attractive he might not be too grossed out

cryssycakesx3 22

it's still second hand food, it's gross no matter what the person looks like...

I'd say Op owes him a good tip after all that. I bet that waiter was souper pissed

If you can't swallow it you shouldn't put it in your mouth, and don't talk when your mouth is full. Didn't anyone teach you manners?

Llama_Face89 33

22- she could be the most attractive woman in the world but that shits still nasty.

I said "too grossed out" not "vomit fetish". Yes I know, it's still disgusting but it might be easier to deal with coming from an attractive female.

chelsearenaeee 16

You just had to have that last drop.

Give him a big tip

OP please tell us he's not attractive Its less embarrassing.that way! This needs a follow up

Don't speak with your mouth full!!!

darlingdollie 24

You should've just let it go. I don't think one more spoonful would do much justice.

Or, you know... swallowed. before trying to speak

Wizardo 33

Well at least your pride got swallowed.

It's probably happened before. Don't feel too bad.

yeah, because everyone follows waiters around smiling and drooling on them...

Just apologize and give him a generouse tip. and it should be all good. Its not like you threw up on him

Llama_Face89 33

Honestly if it were me puking would have been more tolerable.. Poor manners bug me.

toxic_walrus 15

One time I tried smiling at someone and soda came out of my nose. I feel your pain, OP.

toxic_walrus 15

Smiling and swallowing and breathing at the same time. Wasn't pretty.

You at the soup?

She should've been at the salad bar. The soup is a trashy little hovel.