By KatrinaKitten - 16/07/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML
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KatrinaKitten 16

Omg, my FML GOT POSTED! I'd like to thank all the moderators and all the wonderful people in the world!

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CommonSenseKarma 17

I've posted 0 because my life is flawless. FML.

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Comments

ilovecookies83 0

The dinner should have been free for you out of common courtesy!

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garrettsgirl 0

you never know it could be some secret shampoo!

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honeysuckel 0

flip that frown upside down so it's sunny-side up! =)

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ahti546 11

:O those chefs NEVER drop anything you should at least get a free meal or something

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Andrew1122 0

This sounds like it was at Hibachi or Benihana's

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slightlypyro1996 4

this happened to my sisters prom dress on prom night.

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BVB_Army 0

44- They often throw little bits of the food to you to catch in your mouth. So I have no idea why in the hell this is an FML.

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StudMuffinette 17

44- yeah!! i been there like a thousand times and they never screw up

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changetheworld 0

Wow.. I've been to so many places like that and I've never even heard of them messing up either. Must have been the new guy.

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Randuhh_17 4

did the dude, laugh and squeeze the "fake ketchup bottle horn?" they are hilarious...

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redsfan 4

Maybe the chef was secretly not Japanese and therefor did not posses the skill set of the real Japanese chefs...That's the only logical explination.

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fmlwmty 0

get over it miss priss it's hair! oh those eggs they make are soo good

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Topygrl21 8

75- it sounds like you had something to do with that by the way you worded it.

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EvilPotato 14

ah good I was about to get worried about the egg.

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ArentICute 0

Well, I hope your food was eggscelent. Sorry for the bad yolks, I'm just frying to be witty.

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sourgirl101 28

Mine too! I love watching them cook on those hibachis and do those tricks. (:

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ImaWiseGuy 5

you egg head!!!

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InfamousRaider 15

Tokyo habachi mmmmm :)

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KatrinaKitten 16

Omg, my FML GOT POSTED! I'd like to thank all the moderators and all the wonderful people in the world!

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iRhymeWithHeaven 0

i thought only mongolian resturants did that.

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KatrinaKitten 16

Asian restaurants I guess! :) I've never been to a Mongolian restaurant, so who knows?

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kittensRfuzzy 1

boys just dont grasp the importance of hair to girls. worth way more than free dessert

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flockz 19

i would have dozens of eggs thrown at me for a klondike bar though...

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baller2432 0

it's called habachi

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Hollywoodgirl79 18

Congrats. I wish I could get an FML posted.

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KatrinaKitten 16

Third time was the charm for me!

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2ndSucks 15

At least you kept the floor clean op :) I bet the janitor liked you.

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Iamnotmyself 17

-3 I helped, I demand a cookie ! Lol congrats, may you have many more sexy fun times.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Congratulations, Double K. New York!

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imOaks 3

So... are you bullshitting us or did this happen?

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KatrinaKitten 16

29, I'm not from NEW YORK. I don't have anything filled for that profile thing, so I guess it defaults to NY.

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KatrinaKitten 16

30, "Please don't post any comments which question the validity of an FML." -FML Comment Policy. That's all I want to say. :) :) :) Read it & Weep.

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KatrinaKitten 16

I feel like I'm ass-raping the comment's section, so to all you guys, Thanks! You will get your FMLs posted if you keep submitting, because you never know! Don't stop believing. And 26, you can have an egg.

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KiddNYC1O 20

36- I didn't say you're from New York or not. Thanks for the insight, though. lol

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OMG someone who comments on their post lol. I've posted 5 not one got accepted >.>

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CommonSenseKarma 17

I've posted 0 because my life is flawless. FML.

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Imgonnahaveabf 9

So is the FML true? If so, you must be soooo freakin pissed.

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HeartAndSoul2011 0

aww no fair none of mine have been posted and I've had 3 for a long time :(

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KyleComeback 0

Was it Osaka? The chefs there do that too.

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Complaining 13

73 - Osaka is in Japan, so that's still Japanese...I don't see your point.

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sadistmonkey 19

I'm pretty sure the "hibachi" thing where chefs perform tricks in front of customers is an American phenomenon. I'm actually surprised that they do that in Osaka.

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commietaco 0

did you mean oosaka? like one of the big cities in japan? pronounced o-o-saka

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Zeek63 0

your hair has some great natural talent which is catching things! you should go to a baseball game and let your hair jump up and catch all the foul balls!

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EvilPotato 14

3 keep on catching eggs with your face and your FML dreams will come true.

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crowbar_2010 2

here kitty, kitty. lmao juuuuuust kidding. its kinda cool to actually be able to see who posted the fml. idk if it shows the ops profile on a pc but it doesnt on my android.

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Random_Person88 8

i heard that egg is good for your hair. You shouldn't worry either because in no time it will be shiny and smooth. :D

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BeatlesObsessed 12

You know what they say, egg is good for shiny, strong hair!

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daisyloo 7

Haha, that hilarious!:) sorry about that though! If you go there again, tell them to not throw the egg at you! FYL:(

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Free_Candy 0

Wow, really professional.

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ollie179 21

well THAT was lucky. thank god your hair got it!

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Poopolicious 5

food must never be wasted.... but now u can try the new egg shampoo

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Poopolicious 5

food must never be wasted.... but now u can try the new egg shampoo

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flockz 19

did u get free dessert? if so its all good.

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otb113 7

at least it didn't fall in your ****

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