By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
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NaoPudding 8

Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.

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mariet_fml 23

If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's ******* disgusting.

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NaoPudding 8

Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

mmmm I love broccoli.....

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selbow 3

maybe they were already out shopping or something, or he went there straight from school and he became sick just before getting the haircut.

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FarSide 22

Guess both of you had broccoli today.

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abbi96x 0

You examined his vomit?! Jeez, don't look at it just clean it up!

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noobgang7 5

At least he eats his vegetables

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Redneck42 0

62 you have to look at it to clean it up.

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sourgirl101 28

I just started to watch the show "Archer". What a great cartoon! Super funny!(:

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sterlingarcher 1

omg me too!!!! haha obviously! :) it's the best show ever!

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BadasS14 0

i know right..broccoli Is disgusting it gives me fever too XD

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Miss_Michaela 10

Ha! We're the same 3 top comments for this FML and the one above. What are the chances. ;)

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JonaDona 2

lesson learned... dont eat ur vegetables

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sniperkit 10

I present you with ONE FREE INTERNET, sir.

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cheer4ever96 8

ewwww...nasty!!

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mariet_fml 23

If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's ******* disgusting.

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bubblekitty 1

ugh that is horrible. and what the heck does OP mean?! I'm confused -.-

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BlackOpsPWNR 0

It means Original Poster(the one who posted the fml)

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T3P33_fml 0

if you don't understand something just go on Urban Dictionnary.

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leeshxx 3

I am amazed! you my friend are lucky you didnt get spammed with other users telling you it means orange pubes, optimus prime etc.

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ImaWiseGuy 5

no no 10, it's universally accepted as ovary puncher....

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T3P33_fml 0

if they are dead they can't disagree. just sayin',..

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Livinia 11

Ew, that's so gross!! You should be paid extra for that.

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ChantelRenaeee 0

don't you just LOVE work&kids mixed together?

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