By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
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Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.

mariet_fml 23

If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's fucking disgusting.

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Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.

ImaWiseGuy 5

mmmm I love broccoli.....

moble15 0

ya

maybe they were already out shopping or something, or he went there straight from school and he became sick just before getting the haircut.

Guess both of you had broccoli today.

LunaNstars 0

children hater!

You examined his vomit?! Jeez, don't look at it just clean it up!

noobgang7 5

At least he eats his vegetables

Redneck42 0

62 you have to look at it to clean it up.

you cut hair in a gown?

eww.. that's so disgusting!

sourgirl101 28

I just started to watch the show "Archer". What a great cartoon! Super funny!(:

Omg yes! I love that show.

omg me too!!!! haha obviously! :) it's the best show ever!

BadasS14 0

i know right..broccoli Is disgusting it gives me fever too XD

Oh my.. That sucks for you!

Ha! We're the same 3 top comments for this FML and the one above. What are the chances. ;)

I think you means that blows

JonaDona 2

lesson learned... dont eat ur vegetables

sniperkit 10

I present you with ONE FREE INTERNET, sir.

cheer4ever96 8

ewwww...nasty!!

mariet_fml 23

If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's fucking disgusting.

ugh that is horrible. and what the heck does OP mean?! I'm confused -.-

I ask myself that very question! ;)

BlackOpsPWNR 0

It means Original Poster(the one who posted the fml)

geezus so complicated

if you don't understand something just go on Urban Dictionnary.

I am amazed! you my friend are lucky you didnt get spammed with other users telling you it means orange pubes, optimus prime etc.

ImaWiseGuy 5

no no 10, it's universally accepted as ovary puncher....

if they are dead they can't disagree. just sayin',..

Ew, that's so gross!! You should be paid extra for that.

don't you just LOVE work&kids mixed together?