Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML
Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML
Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML
Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML
Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML
Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML
Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
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flirty19 0
YDI for smoking.
Lizzy86 0
haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.
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turnedoffTVgrey 0
#60- TEN DOLLARS A PACK?!! I'm sorry. I have to take back my last statement because I shouldn't be complaining. Cigs just went up to $5 a pack here. $4 if you buy them in a carton. Sometimes I forget people have it a lot worse than me.
AntiChrist7 0
#61 you can have cancer as much as you want, just don't spoil my air and lungs while getting it. OT: never give anything to homeless people
babawaba 0
ITT: non-smokers laughing at smokers and smokers failing at arguments. Enjoy your cancer and keep on raging funfun
drewflav 17
#15, my girlfriend had this issue happen two days ago, so it's definitely possible
xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0
Have fun wasting your money on lung cancer.
luckyyyme 0
Are you sure it was a hobo?
purplestuff_fml 0
I doubt it was a homeless person to have called something cheap.. but if it was, then they're probably homeless for a very good reason. You should have told him to **** off anyways. Oh, and you should quit smoking.
cturtle 2
#64 We're not failing at anything. We're presenting our points. You super mature non-smokers just keep coming back with "YDI enjoy your cancer omgwtfbbq!!" Thank you for pointing out once again why most of my friends happen to be smokers. Not because they're smokers, but because most non-smokers nowadays are douche bags like you. All you're proving is how dumb and ignorant you are. I can quit smoking whenever I want, you can't stop being a retard.
paintdontdrip 1
when death calls best believe it's gonna get emotional cause i ain't going to hell without my menthols...
HurriKaty 4
For gods sake, I hate the smell of smoke and all, but if someone wants to smoke, let them smoke. Telling them to enjoy their lung cancer isn't going to make a bit of difference and is just childish.