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Unreasonable

By Dano - 07/08/2021 10:01

Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 865
You deserved it 87

Same thing different taste

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Unless your plan was to build a functional transformer with junk parts, exactly how much of a loss is it? Over cigarettes? Take the universes hint and move on with a smile, that's a blessing.

ArieScorpio 3

Well that total BS. I agree, that’s the universe moving you to something better.

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Unless your plan was to build a functional transformer with junk parts, exactly how much of a loss is it? Over cigarettes? Take the universes hint and move on with a smile, that's a blessing.

ArieScorpio 3

Well that total BS. I agree, that’s the universe moving you to something better.

It was a sign that it's time to move up in your career. Next stop: Salvage Yard. Five-year plan: Municipal Dump There's big money in garbage if you can stand the smell.