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It sucks that your mum was ill, but I have to ask. Why was she eating flowers in the first place? I know you can find flowers that are edible in the wild but you have to know what they look like (petals, stem, leaves and roots).
Sounds like your mom is a good bit on the slow side. This seems like one of those times to ask "Mom, please tell me I'm adopted. Are you sure?" =)